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Annual Alabama Joke Thread
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:03 pm
Post your favorite Bama joke here!
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:04 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
I broke up with my girlfriend, but she said we could still be cousins! 
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:05 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
how do you keep a bama woman from biting her nails?
make her wear shoes
make her wear shoes
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:09 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 7:52 am
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:10 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
Last words of an Alabama redneck: Hey yall, watch this!
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:11 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
If it had been invented anywhere else, it'd be called a "teethbrush".
If it had been invented anywhere else, it'd be called a "teethbrush".
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:16 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
quote:The whole State is a joke.
Post your favorite Bama joke here!
It would be easier to post the things about Bama that are normal:
/thread
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:16 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
What does a female Tide fan scream out when she's having sex?
Not so hard Daddy, you're squishing my cigarettes!
Not so hard Daddy, you're squishing my cigarettes!
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:19 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
Why are there so many unsolved murders in the state of Alabama?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:20 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
How many Alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100,001
1 to screw in the lightbulb, 100,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
100,001
1 to screw in the lightbulb, 100,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:21 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
What do a Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They both can live off a dead bear for 30 years.
They both can live off a dead bear for 30 years.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:30 pm to Honest Tune
How do you circumcise a bama fan?
kick his sister in the jaw
kick his sister in the jaw
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:33 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
An Alabama football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
What does ROLL TIDE stand for?
Relies on lopsided luck
Toughness is definitely exempt
What does ROLL TIDE stand for?
Relies on lopsided luck
Toughness is definitely exempt
This post was edited on 11/3/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 2:45 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
How do Bama fans celebrate Halloween?
Pumpkin
Pumpkin
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:13 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
You might be a Bama fan if... you Armor All the tires on your mobile home because your friends are coming over to watch the big game.
If you buy Tide detergent or Bama jelly at the grocery store only because you think that it might somehow benefit your favorite team.
If you buy Tide detergent or Bama jelly at the grocery store only because you think that it might somehow benefit your favorite team.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:29 pm to FUBAR
Another one: An Auburn friend of mine (now deceased) was married to a Bama fan. One day he called her on the phone and told her "We just got breaking news that Alabama's quarterback was burned really bad, and is not expected to play Saturday." Taken back, she inquired as to what happened. "He was bobbing for French fries" he said. She would have killed him had she been close by.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:31 pm to FUBAR
There's a story I heard about a recruit who was being sought after to play for the Crimson Tide, but they had to ensure he was academically eligible to attend school there. One of the Deans developed an entrance exam especially for the player that consisted of two questions. On the day of the test, the player arrived and took his seat in the desk in one of the classrooms. Now the first question: Fill in the blank: Old MacDonald had a _________. The recruit, without having to think much, answered "Farm." "Correct," the Dean said. Now for the second question: Spell Farm. The recruit thought for a few seconds and said E-I-E-I-O. "Correct" said the Dean, "You passed."
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:38 pm to drdrfaulkner
This one's quite old: Some years ago, Alabama and Auburn were playing each other in the Iron Bowl. It was in those times when the end of the game was signified by a "boom" and not a siren or other method. There had been some clock problems and time was being kept on the field. It was getting near the end of the fourth quarter when some truck nearby backfired, so the Auburn players left the field. It took Bama four plays to score.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:58 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
What do LSU fans and Alabama fans have in common?
Neither of them went to Alabama
Neither of them went to Alabama
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:11 pm to TerrebonneTiger35
Why did the Bama fan cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his d|[* out of the chicken.
Because he couldn't get his d|[* out of the chicken.
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