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...and now....random LSU thoughts... by Random Gumps

Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:26 pm
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93724 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:26 pm
I found to be typical GUMP comments. Apparently the LSU defense is awful. LSU hasn't played anyone with an offense worth mentioning.


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You havent watched LSU play much have you. Their d line blows against the run. Auburn d line is legit though. Bama is going to run through LSU for a double digit win


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What offense has LSU faced? Auburn definitely didnt have their shite together offensively when they played them, Ole Miss mailed it in after they lost to us, Wisky?(lol yeah right), so who have they faced? This will be their first real test for their defense. Dont buy that "theyre just as talented as Alabama" bullshite either, thats a joke. Talented team? Yes. As talented as Alabama? No.


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Ummm their qb blows. Nobody is giving up a passing TD to that inept passing offense


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when you run for 200 yards a game, you don't have to be concerned about this. Bama will run for 200 on LSU by the way.


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Yes we will run for 200 yards+. You have to understand that Alabama is not a power running team. Bama's big runs are scheme based. Because we aren't running right at these guys its a lot tougher this ground attack. For the record, Our QB has done pretty well on passes of 20 yards or more. He is 4th in the conference in completions. I think its funny that people are trying to make monsters out of a bad LSU team and a decent AU squad.


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We just shut down the best offense in the SEC and youre worried about us stopping LSU? Lol ok...have you forgotten what it takes to beat us? A mobile QB with an air raid offense, neither of which applies to LSUs offense










Posted by Laman1978
Earth
Member since Jan 2009
10903 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:31 pm to
Let them wallow in their own pride. I can't wait until they crash so freaking far! It all happens in Death Valley.
Posted by Roofio
Member since Oct 2016
15 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:32 pm to
It's a bunch of retards rambling about retarded things. Ignore them, they'll find something shiny to entertain themselves after a while.
Posted by Ironhead985
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
8742 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:40 pm to
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It all happens in Death Valley.
If it does happen, the mystic of Death Valley will be rejuvenated. I can see it happening. The team will have to play a damn near perfect game, but this team has the potential to do it.
Posted by TriDitty
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2016
1272 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:50 pm to
Gump logic can be a confusing thing.

As for the DL and stopping the run... we stop the run pretty good last time I checked. We also love to shut 'em down on goal line stands and 4th downs with less than two yards to go. I guess that it takes a pretty crappy D line to do those things.

Our LBs are better than theirs this year BYW.

The gist of gump message board psychology is that they instantly win arguments when they reply with LOL and a laughing emoticon. It's their failsafe.

Also, I would say that winning solves everything but they are the exception to that rule. Their delusions even transcend the streak we had on them before they started theirs on us.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 11:58 pm to
I'm gonna laugh when we put up 400+ yards on the ground against them. I might even cry
Posted by tubucoco
las vegas, nevada
Member since Oct 2007
32994 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:03 am to
Typical delusional Gump comments. Saban has made them mighty shite talkers. It will be nice to serve their asses up two weeks from now.
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:07 am to
our linebackers better then theirs??? pass me some of that shite youre smokikng.

beckwith would start at bama...thats it
Posted by TheHat7
Member since Oct 2015
7189 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:18 am to
I love how ole miss mailed it in after the loss to them in the first month of the season. That is the dumbest / funniest shite I've heard in. While
Posted by TheHat7
Member since Oct 2015
7189 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:23 am to
Gotta be the dumbest fanbase In college football. Ole miss putting up best offensive numbers in the conference and lit them up. We shut them down period. We've got one of the best defenses in the country but our dline sucks in their lil feeble gump minds
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36518 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:24 am to
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our linebackers better then theirs??? pass me some of that shite youre smokikng.

beckwith would start at bama...thats it



Duke Riley has been playing out of his mind, if you havent noticed, you havent been watching. I would take Duke, Key and Beckwith over any of their Linebacksers
This post was edited on 10/25/16 at 12:25 am
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29267 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:02 am to
Ole miss scored 43 on that vaunted bama defense.

LSU shut ole miss out in the 2nd half. That has to count for something right?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:03 am to
Most of our 2nd and 3rd string guys would be starters at BAMA
Posted by Gumbo1
USAF
Member since Nov 2010
2523 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:07 am to
If any real LSU fan is attending the game, you should make so much noise when Bama is on offense that they go deaf. (Bring your earplugs for safety.) Back in the day, I was one of those guys in the student section standing on the wall that painted up and cheered and stayed the whole damn game even in cold rain with just Tabasco boxers on. LSU is depending on you to be the LSU fans SVP and so many commentators and adversaries have spoken of when in the real DEATH VALLEY!!! I am all riled up and going to eat a steak raw!
This post was edited on 10/25/16 at 1:25 am
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:10 am to
Craziest thing is, if LSU is able to upset Bama, their own will stab and shoot each other.


And we are the bad guys?
Posted by TriDitty
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2016
1272 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:58 am to
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our linebackers better then theirs??? pass me some of that shite youre smokikng.


We have another LB that does pretty wll in the pass rush. So at the very worst, we are even... the rest I don't mind chalking up to bias.

I don't know the stats but I would also bet that our LBs make more tackles than theirs do since their DL seems to be better than ours in the 3-4.

Shoot, I just like our backers so screw it... they are the bestest.
This post was edited on 10/25/16 at 2:04 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56371 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:12 am to
Etling is the key to a win or a loss. Plain and simple.

Hopefully, his Purdue history of having a shite O-line and being forced to constantly run for his life has given him the experience he will need to improvise and make plays while being chased around.

It may not happen this year, but the fricking reign of fricking Bama has got to come to an end.
Posted by Croozin2
Somewhere on the water
Member since Dec 2004
3192 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:43 am to
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Gump logic


Oxymoron
Posted by Meldedee
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
3318 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 5:48 am to
They are so shocked when things don't go their way. I can still see the little fraternity boy who was crying with his girlfriend on CBS cameras when Erik Reid made that interception in November '11.


But, "Wait...wait... It is not supposed to happen like that."


The only gump that doesn't take a win over us for granted is the one who used to wear purple and gold.
Posted by Just_Fight_Baby
Haunting the Indian Mounds
Member since Sep 2016
1189 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:16 am to
The Gumps have two weeks to install chicken-wire barriers in front of their televisions.

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