Aggie Jokes

An Aggie was down on his luck so he decided to go out and kidnapped a child to get the ransom. He went to the park and snuck up on one of the kids. He grabbed him and took him behind a tree. He told the kid that he was kidnapped and pinned a note on the kid's shirt that read, "I have kidnapped your child. If you want to see him again, put $20,000 in a sack and leave it in front of the tree at the park. An Aggie." He told the child to make sure his parents saw the note and sent the child home.

The next day the Aggie went to the tree to find the sack. He looked inside and found the money he had asked for and a note that read, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie"?

an aggie comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he goes into a state of rage and pulls a gun from the dresser and puts it to his head, his wife starts starts laughing hysterically, before he pulls the trigger he looks at her and says "you think this is funny don't you? well guess what, you're next sister!"

Two male Aggies standing on the side of the road watching a male dog lick himself. One Aggie says to the other Aggie man I wish I could do that! The other Aggie says " MAN THAT DOG WILL BITE YOU!"

You don’t even really need jokes for A&M. A&M is the joke

Always a classic for this time of year. Kind of like how A Christmas Story is for December...

The Aggies were late for the game in Baton Rouge one year. On the way to the game, they saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms Ahead", so they did.