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A&M is just one screwed up people
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:31 pm
I was fortunate enough to go to the Cotton Bowl in Dallas 2 years ago when we put a beat down on A&M and that was one of the weirdest group of people I've ever been around. They made Arkansas fans look normal.
Weird shite #1, the male cheerleaders. Besides the ice cream uniforms this shite is unbelievably gay and not in a subtle way. That's not me ragging on them, I'm 100% sincere. The hand signals, the cheers, the incessant "whoop!". It was so gay, that rednecks were ordering cosmopolitans instead of Miller Lites. A fricking head scratcher for sure.
The cadet marching band, was terrible. No really. I bitch about having to watch TGBFT play some bullshite spanish opera from 1946 at halftime, but in comparison to A&M's band, it's like comparing Jay Z to Lawrence Welk. Be thankful you have TGBFT.
Beyond the gay cheerleaders and the marching band I promise that you will never see so many dualie pickups in your life. Honestly, these people don't own Honda's, Toyota's or anything of the sort. Just straight up dualie trucks. That's it. Want to get rich selling dualie trucks? Move to college station. But don't think you'll be smart by selling a variety of them. Hellz no, maroon motherfricker. That's it. 50,000 maroon dualies.
So to summarize, A&M would be akin to Denham Springs opening up a major university inhabited by some sort of deliverance infused militia draped in maroon and carted around in dualies, who rather than salute respond by pointing a pretend gun in the air and in their highest pitched emaciated female voice yell "whoop!"
And if you ever work with, met or got to spend much time around any A&M grads you'll know why they are as fricked up as they act. Honestly, you can spot these semi-retarded socially backwards people out of any group. This is 100% real, not some message board bullshite.
For you tiger fans making the trip, brace yourself.
Weird shite #1, the male cheerleaders. Besides the ice cream uniforms this shite is unbelievably gay and not in a subtle way. That's not me ragging on them, I'm 100% sincere. The hand signals, the cheers, the incessant "whoop!". It was so gay, that rednecks were ordering cosmopolitans instead of Miller Lites. A fricking head scratcher for sure.
The cadet marching band, was terrible. No really. I bitch about having to watch TGBFT play some bullshite spanish opera from 1946 at halftime, but in comparison to A&M's band, it's like comparing Jay Z to Lawrence Welk. Be thankful you have TGBFT.
Beyond the gay cheerleaders and the marching band I promise that you will never see so many dualie pickups in your life. Honestly, these people don't own Honda's, Toyota's or anything of the sort. Just straight up dualie trucks. That's it. Want to get rich selling dualie trucks? Move to college station. But don't think you'll be smart by selling a variety of them. Hellz no, maroon motherfricker. That's it. 50,000 maroon dualies.
So to summarize, A&M would be akin to Denham Springs opening up a major university inhabited by some sort of deliverance infused militia draped in maroon and carted around in dualies, who rather than salute respond by pointing a pretend gun in the air and in their highest pitched emaciated female voice yell "whoop!"
And if you ever work with, met or got to spend much time around any A&M grads you'll know why they are as fricked up as they act. Honestly, you can spot these semi-retarded socially backwards people out of any group. This is 100% real, not some message board bullshite.
For you tiger fans making the trip, brace yourself.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 7:20 am
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Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:32 pm to mytigger
Thanks. I've heard this time and time again. Can't say I am looking forward to seeing it first hand but ya know.
This post was edited on 10/14/12 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:33 pm to mytigger
did they have bull nuts hanging from the back bumper?
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:35 pm to mytigger
Do all graduates of A&M wear big cheesy A&M rings? I seem to see these often on Aggie grads.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:36 pm to CurDog
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did they have bull nuts hanging from the back bumper?
yes, but they were real ones.
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Do all graduates of A&M wear big cheesy A&M rings? I seem to see these often on Aggie grads.
all the ones I know do. again... weird, strange people. I honestly don't get it.
This post was edited on 10/14/12 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:37 pm to mytigger
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:38 pm to mytigger
I lived in College Station for eight months one of the most miserable places on earth
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:38 pm to hobotiger
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:41 pm to mytigger
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it's like comparing Jay Z to Lawrence Welk. Be thankful you have TGBFT.
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'dPosted on 10/14/12 at 8:42 pm to mytigger
I heard they talk a looooooot of shite???!!
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:43 pm to Too Frat To Care
Walk on the grass there, they love it
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:44 pm to Too Frat To Care
Walk on the grass there, they love it
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:45 pm to mytigger
Lived in Texas for 25 years. This is what I learned about A&M.
1- They are obsessed with Texas. It is mentioned in their fight song and they some goofy arse moves that symbolize cutting off horns. They have male member envy like you would not believe.
2- They are delusional. Always make excuses and find explanations for failures. Listening to an avid A&M fan you would think they have won 50 national championships and were cheated out of 50 others.
3- They have weird traditions. Too many to list. Saluting the mascot in class halls is one of them.
I have no other fan base to compare them with. They are special.
1- They are obsessed with Texas. It is mentioned in their fight song and they some goofy arse moves that symbolize cutting off horns. They have male member envy like you would not believe.
2- They are delusional. Always make excuses and find explanations for failures. Listening to an avid A&M fan you would think they have won 50 national championships and were cheated out of 50 others.
3- They have weird traditions. Too many to list. Saluting the mascot in class halls is one of them.
I have no other fan base to compare them with. They are special.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:45 pm to mytigger
This just in....La. Tech just scored another touchdown on the Aggies.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:46 pm to mytigger
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I was fortunate enough to go to the Cotton Bowl in Dallas 2 years ago when we put a beat down on A&M
This old A&M couple in the club level asked me what we were doing when TGBFT was playing neck. I said we are telling our opponents to suck that tiger d**k, b**ch. The look on their faces was priceless.
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:46 pm to mytigger
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So to summarize, A&M would be akin to Denham Springs opening up a major university inhabited by some sort of deliverance infused militia draped in maroon and carted around in dualies, who rather than salute respond by pointing a pretend gun in the air and in their highest pitched emaciated female voice yell "whoop!"
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:46 pm to hobotiger
They also love when you cut through buildings wearing your caps
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:47 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I said we are telling our opponents to suck that tiger d**k, b**ch. The look on their faces was priceless.
pure awesomeness
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:50 pm to mytigger
Posted on 10/14/12 at 8:50 pm to mytigger
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The cadet marching band, was terrible. No really. I bitch about having to watch TGBFT play some bullshite spanish opera from 1946 at halftime, but in comparison to A&M's band, it's like comparing Jay Z to Lawrence Welk. Be thankful you have TGBFT.
Yeah, I don't really know how people rant and rave about The Khaki Band from High-and-Tight Land being SOOO much better.
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