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A perspective from a Yale Graduate

Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:08 am
Posted by SlaughterDale
Slaughter
Member since Jan 2018
292 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:08 am
Hello, my friendly tiger fans, this year's recruiting class has shed light on the blasphemous aggrandization of Ed Orgeron.I believe that Ed Orgeron expresses qualities of cupidity and is unwilling to adapt or change his ideas. I am appalled and Flabbergasted to call him a "head coach" of the LSU Tigers, a once more prosperous organization when it came to championship teams. Hiring a Tight end coach as your Offensive coordinator, I am contrite to even be affiliated with this team anymore. Also, another problem that I ponder is why last year did Danny Etling play a manifold amount of snaps more than he should have. Instead of letting our mediocre senior play, let's let the upcoming QB Myles Brennan get more playing time, I mean he is the impending QB. I admire Etling and all he has done but he is inferior to Myles Brennan. When Etling takes the snap, he looks for his primary receiver. If that receiver is open then he will have a 50/50 chance to overthrow him. If he is not Elting lets the pocket collapse on him, Danny just wasn't acumen enough to elude the easiest of pass rushes.Although Danny expressed equanimity off the field and in the classroom, he seemed to be dismayed as he stood like the tian tan Buddha statue. Even though Etling puts in a lot of Backbreaking work, for which I have an abundance of respect and commend him for, he is altogether not a Better QB. Sorry for this protracted dialogue but I am sanguine you will see my point. The main cynosure of my post is to show others just how incompetent your once prestigious program looks. I don't mean to sound as if I'm gasconading, but at Yale, I was an assistant coach for almost every sport during my academic career (Water polo, Bog snorkeling, Shin Kicking, Cricket, etc.) So I know a few things about managing a sports team. And I can confidently say that you would have to be saxicolous to not see the imminent writing on the wall.
Now here is a visual representation of what will happen next year:
Other teams--> Us-->
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84857 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:10 am to
You went to Yale yet somehow never learned the value of paragraphs?
Posted by SavageSznTill
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
61 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:10 am to
ban
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:10 am to
This reads like an S post
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:11 am to
Yale should emphasize paragraphs more.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2946 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:12 am to
Did you major in shitty posts?
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:16 am to
I'm thinking that you graduated from Yale lock smith school.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:17 am to
quote:

I believe that Ed Orgeron expresses qualities of cupidity and is unwilling to adapt or change his ideas.
That's all that is needed.

A) We know have enough data, at LSU, to say- yep, that's true.

B) With that being true, with a high degree of objectivity and intellectual honesty his history now can be applied.

I honestly didn't want to apply the OM history until we knew if he had learned lessons, or not. It's obvious- not.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37263 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:17 am to
quote:

You went to Yale yet somehow never learned the value of paragraphs?




Posted by SlaughterDale
Slaughter
Member since Jan 2018
292 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:18 am to
I didn't have a thesis statement with multiple prongs so multiple paragraphs weren't needed. The paragraph was about one subject.
Posted by TigerCliff777
Member since Feb 2013
4664 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:19 am to
I am a Walker High grad and I am not impressed !

Posted by SlaughterDale
Slaughter
Member since Jan 2018
292 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:19 am to
It's Tiger Rant, Not an English class

Although I've taken many prestigious English classes
This post was edited on 2/8/18 at 8:20 am
Posted by stewie
Member since Jan 2006
3951 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:21 am to
quote:

didn't have a thesis statement with multiple prongs so multiple paragraphs weren't needed. The paragraph was about one subject.


And it’s a pain in the arse to read.
Know your audience and medium of communication.

Couldn’t get through 1/3 of that mess.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2946 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:22 am to
quote:

I didn't have a thesis statement with multiple prongs so multiple paragraphs weren't needed. The paragraph was about one subject.


Your personal dick riding paragraph about going to Yale and being at Yale and coaching Yale sports at Yale was more of a conclusion and unrelated to the driving subject, being Danny Etling taking too many snaps. Should have been its own paragraph.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38408 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:23 am to
Not a chance in hell you graduated from Yale.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84857 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Although I've taken many prestigious English classes


are you sure????
Posted by SlaughterDale
Slaughter
Member since Jan 2018
292 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:26 am to
Dearly Noted
Posted by XavierSlayer
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2018
22 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:27 am to
Great post!! I hope you post more. These non-inculcated swine do not understand our minds because theirs are to diminutive to wrap around our language. However, I do understand their cogency on your paragraph skills.
This post was edited on 2/8/18 at 8:36 am
Posted by higgins
flowery branch, ga
Member since Dec 2009
7918 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:30 am to
"he was part of that whole "Yale thing" "

- " "Yale thing" ? "

"latent homosexuality and a lot of cocaine"
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