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Wife giving me a hard time
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:37 pm
It started when my wife and I were watching a show we like on Netflix, Peaky Blinders, and she accused me of constantly peeking at my ipad. "You looking at little boys online again" she said, knowing I was checking out LSU recruiting.
"They are 18 year olds, and they are hardly little" I answered.
"You are not making it sound any better, you know" she says back. "Looking at 18 yr old boys is creepy".
Well when you put it that way, I guess it does sound odd, I wouldn't chose the word "creepy".
"I am kind of excited" I told her, "Because the Gay kid I like a lot has two crystal balls". I knew as soon as the words left my mouth that didn't come out right.
"You need to take the hard drive out of that ipad and melt it" she said, "They can get your ipad and see the sites you have been visiting. On top of that, you need help".
"The Taylor kid has six crystal balls to LSU", I said before figuring out the whole crystal ball thing needs to be explained to her. "Its a college recruiting site", I tried to explain. "You like LSU, I am just following the kids we are recruiting to play. You like it when we win, right?"
"Yes I like to win" she says, "But I don't see how you constantly looking at pictures and movies of these boys helps. And why would we want a boy with a big crystal meth problem anyway"?
"I don't watch movies of boys, I watch game film of them". I could tell by her expression the distinction between movies and film was lost on her. "And they are not on meth, they have these recruiting guys who predict where kids are going to go and they give out crystal balls for their predictions".
"Oh now I understand" she says, "you go on websites where grown men wear swami hats and give eighteen year old boys crystal balls".
"Yup, that's pretty much it" I answered. She said it in such a sarcastic way I felt she was making fun of me.
"Oh look, I said, Marvin Wilson tweeted a picture and he is wearing purple shoes. Yesss".
From the look I got I know I should have kept that to myself. Am I the only one getting grief for following recruiting?
"They are 18 year olds, and they are hardly little" I answered.
"You are not making it sound any better, you know" she says back. "Looking at 18 yr old boys is creepy".
Well when you put it that way, I guess it does sound odd, I wouldn't chose the word "creepy".
"I am kind of excited" I told her, "Because the Gay kid I like a lot has two crystal balls". I knew as soon as the words left my mouth that didn't come out right.
"You need to take the hard drive out of that ipad and melt it" she said, "They can get your ipad and see the sites you have been visiting. On top of that, you need help".
"The Taylor kid has six crystal balls to LSU", I said before figuring out the whole crystal ball thing needs to be explained to her. "Its a college recruiting site", I tried to explain. "You like LSU, I am just following the kids we are recruiting to play. You like it when we win, right?"
"Yes I like to win" she says, "But I don't see how you constantly looking at pictures and movies of these boys helps. And why would we want a boy with a big crystal meth problem anyway"?
"I don't watch movies of boys, I watch game film of them". I could tell by her expression the distinction between movies and film was lost on her. "And they are not on meth, they have these recruiting guys who predict where kids are going to go and they give out crystal balls for their predictions".
"Oh now I understand" she says, "you go on websites where grown men wear swami hats and give eighteen year old boys crystal balls".
"Yup, that's pretty much it" I answered. She said it in such a sarcastic way I felt she was making fun of me.
"Oh look, I said, Marvin Wilson tweeted a picture and he is wearing purple shoes. Yesss".
From the look I got I know I should have kept that to myself. Am I the only one getting grief for following recruiting?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:38 pm to paper tiger
TL;DR
Wrong Board
ETA: pics or GTFO
Wrong Board
ETA: pics or GTFO
This post was edited on 1/29/17 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:39 pm to paper tiger
I think you should give her a hard time real quick.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:39 pm to paper tiger
Tell her to get of FB and people's drama and let you have your fix.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:43 pm to paper tiger
If my wife talked to me like that I would show her the back of the pimp hand
Posted on 1/29/17 at 4:51 pm to paper tiger
Need pics of the wife or didn't happen
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:04 pm to paper tiger
Is this your "real wife" or "pretend wife"?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:16 pm to paper tiger
Girlfriend gives me a hard time about this site a lot. She's learned to accept it baw
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:18 pm to paper tiger
Tell her to go make a sammich.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:19 pm to paper tiger
Sounds like your wife wears the pants.
Quit being creepy
Quit being creepy
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:27 pm to paper tiger
Yes I cop it all the time and trust me it is a lot harder to explain to her especially considering I'm an Aussie
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:32 pm to paper tiger
She would rather you spend your time online looking at 18 yr old girls?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:37 pm to paper tiger
You tell her too much. Less is better, then you won't have those long arse conversations trying to justify why you like something. Just say it's LSU stuff and leave it at that. Or do you and let her give you a hard time
Posted on 1/29/17 at 5:49 pm to paper tiger
quote:
"Because the Gay kid I like a lot has two crystal balls"
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:58 pm to paper tiger
Funny.
My wife just got all huffy because I was making some leftovers and snuck off to the game room to play on TD. When she turned around from the living room, I wasn't in the kitchen anymore and she was irritated I was eating in here.
1) I can see the chair I would be sitting in so it doesn't count as another room.
2) I'd be on my phone reading TD if I wasn't in here... So it's the same thing.
Women...
My wife just got all huffy because I was making some leftovers and snuck off to the game room to play on TD. When she turned around from the living room, I wasn't in the kitchen anymore and she was irritated I was eating in here.
1) I can see the chair I would be sitting in so it doesn't count as another room.
2) I'd be on my phone reading TD if I wasn't in here... So it's the same thing.
Women...
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:12 pm to Hiphopapatamous
Solid Subtle brag there with game room. You got a pool table an shite? Or just video games.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:13 pm to paper tiger
Glad I'm single right now.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 8:48 pm to UptownnMike
Where my kid plays video games... I'm typing on a computer built in 2006. Ha!
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