Admission of an alter.

just kick the gift horse in the mouth why dont ya?

whoever he is, he's a shitty poster and worse attention whore than any of the cumdumsters on the site

I meant in real life dumbass.

Never posted before. I just lurked and been waiting for this time to come. In the spirit of Christmas, I'm giving the gift of truth

Party pooper

No shite. But if I leave this world, I'll have left you guys with some valuable information.

I'm trying to rack my brain to see if there is anything else before I go.

Ask mikey in a few weeks if his wiener burns when he pisses. I don't know her medical history

how do you know hermit crab?

see max. in the long run, i have everyone's best interest at heart.