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Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:28 am to Tuscaloosa
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Bump... Anyone else got updates?
Posting this from the center of the earth.
I received my shipment a few days ago. My life has been hell ever since.
After literally turning my girlfriend to dust, my diamond cock of danger refused to dissipate. For days, it stood at full attention, tearing through my underwear like tissue paper. In a desperate attempt to stop my titanium tall tommy from destroying any more lives, I finally decided to end the madness and chop it off. Problem was, there is no manmade tool or device capable of cutting through such trouser power. I was left without options.
Defeated, I decided to just let my journey with this stupefying stiffy take its course. Why did this have to happen to me? I turned to the heavens and cursed them for giving me this immortal meat wrench. Teary-eyed, I simply swallowed my anger and in a soft whisper, "frick the earth" fell from my lips.
So, that's what I did. I started fricking the earth.
My victorious vagina miner became a literal method of mining, as millions of tons of earth's sediment cleared away for my bodacious baby blatter blaster. Thousands of feet turned to thousands of miles, deeper and deeper into the earth's core I ventured, pumping away like a pubescent teenage boy.
Now, here I am. Millions of feet below the rest of humanity, staring into the center of our planet. My thrill drill remains at full mast.
These things work.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:30 am to Bluefin
You get reception down there? 
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:14 am to lsu480
Don't make the mistake I did!..... Make sure you take 5mg not mL.
If you do drink a ton of milk and make yourself puke followed by a12pk of beer. Alcohol seems to offset the effect of cialis.
If you do drink a ton of milk and make yourself puke followed by a12pk of beer. Alcohol seems to offset the effect of cialis.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:20 am to Flamefighter
Stuff works alright. Makes my legs hurt. Might just use in on occasion from here on out.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:22 am to Tuscaloosa
This still makes me laugh.
This post was edited on 12/17/14 at 11:23 am
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:24 am to Flamefighter
quote:
Make sure you take 5mg not mL.
5ml? Yikes. I took one ml (about 30mg) and felt all fuzzy headed and shaky. Had a mild headache for a little while after that.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:26 am to Flamefighter
quote:
Don't make the mistake I did!..... Make sure you take 5mg not mL.
If you do drink a ton of milk and make yourself puke followed by a12pk of beer. Alcohol seems to offset the effect of cialis.
120 milligrams of pseudoephedrine might help counteract
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:32 am to Hester Carries
I had some leg muscle ache the next day after my first try with this stuff, thought it was just from the vigorous workout that followed but it was a weird muscle ache. Haven't had that problem anymore since.
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:20 pm to Shankapotamous
quote:
I had some leg muscle ache the next day after my first try with this stuff, thought it was just from the vigorous workout that followed but it was a weird muscle ache. Haven't had that problem anymore since.
same
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:21 pm to nobigdeal69
Do you guys really think people are asking for updates to hear about your headaches and muscle soreness?
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:24 pm to Tigertown in ATL
quote:
hear about your headaches
isnt this what this thread is all about?
Posted on 12/17/14 at 1:29 pm to CAD703X
If I tried it my wife would get a headache and leave me with my third leg would be aching
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:32 pm to Tigertown in ATL
quote:
Do you guys really think people are asking for updates to hear about your headaches and muscle soreness?
That's exactly what I was thinking, but I wasn't going to say anything
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:32 pm to Tuscaloosa
My order is supposed to come in today 
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:47 pm to Tuscaloosa
Congrats,things are looking up
Posted on 12/18/14 at 1:55 pm to NatalbanyTigerFan
shite works...even after a couple of days...
Posted on 12/18/14 at 6:09 pm to bleeng
Leg aches... Hope they pass. Big case of erectionitus... Hope it doesn't pass..
Posted on 12/18/14 at 6:51 pm to Three-n-Snout
Guess the 2-1 deal is over. I did get 15% off. Hope this stuff works as good as the viagra samples I had a while back.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:50 pm to Tuscaloosa
I have tested it extensively. 5 drops didn't do shite for me. It took 15 at minimum to see any result.
About those results.... Any amount of attention at all from my girl would bring about the 'desired effect'...... Not really any bigger, but definitely felt stronger..... more like dick steroids than anything else. As far as the endurance goes, this shite isn't going to help. Now if you happen to have a hydr0c0d0ne or 2 to throw into the mix, it works out VERY nicely.
In regards to staying hard after you finish....it has gone both ways for me. A couple of times I was still good, but the majority of the time I felt like a snowman in July.
Overall, I was a little disappointed.
About those results.... Any amount of attention at all from my girl would bring about the 'desired effect'...... Not really any bigger, but definitely felt stronger..... more like dick steroids than anything else. As far as the endurance goes, this shite isn't going to help. Now if you happen to have a hydr0c0d0ne or 2 to throw into the mix, it works out VERY nicely.
In regards to staying hard after you finish....it has gone both ways for me. A couple of times I was still good, but the majority of the time I felt like a snowman in July.
Overall, I was a little disappointed.
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 8:03 pm
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