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re: What's the shittiest, most disappointing mass-produced candy still somehow on the market?

Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6132 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:17 pm to
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My 3 year old would go to war with you over this opinion


So would your orthodontist.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30337 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:27 pm to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.

Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36696 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:29 pm to
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If someone were intentionally trying to get cavities, I firmly believe the directions would include simply eating a few boxes of Milk Duds and/or Dots and going to bed without brushing.


Not only do they give you cavities, these then will rip out the filling. Must be a conspiratorial brain child of the dentist guild as best as I can surmise
Posted by South Shore Cyclist
Member since Jul 2023
160 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:21 am to
Sugar Daddy is a sucker. You don’t chew it; you suck it like an awesome caramel lollipop. (You are correct, though. Watching someone eat them is disgusting. They should be rapturously consumed in solitude.) Always crave these in the Fall. Getting harder and harder to find, though. (Except at Cracker Barrel.)
Posted by Kmit58
Member since Dec 2020
90 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:05 am to
Sugar Daddy - When I was a kid it came with a long narrow picture of an animal with background information on the back side. For me that was the best part. When they stopped including it, I stopped buying it.
This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 1:06 am
Posted by ImJustaBoy
Member since Oct 2023
532 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:51 am to
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1208 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 3:00 am to
Candy corn
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3906 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 3:53 am to
Those square violet candies that taste like soap
Posted by fool_on_the_hill
Member since Jan 2019
511 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:34 am to
whoppers
Posted by MorningWood
On the coast of North Mexico
Member since May 2009
2669 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:42 am to
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Mike & Ike
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Slippy


Boo this man
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8165 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 5:37 am to
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old school = Fun Dip


My dad pretty much left the feeding, clothing, and general parenting of the kids to my mom, but I remember one time he walked in and my brother and I had fun dip.

He asked what it was, we said basically flavored sugar you eat with a spoon made of sugar. He couldn’t wrap his mind around that and said no and took it from us.

Running to mom and saying dad won’t let us eat spoons full of sugar didn’t get us very far.
This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 5:39 am
Posted by CWilken21
Gnawlins
Member since Mar 2005
3881 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 5:48 am to
Those wax bottles with the tiny bit of cola in them. Who still buys those??
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7323 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:18 am to
Good N Plenty

Circus peanuts and NECCO wafers are 2 of the GOATs.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35642 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:45 am to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.



You have obviously never had good baklava made by a nice old Greek ya-ya.
My bad. It's Halvah, not Baklava.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13490 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:48 am to
I sure miss Mike Leach
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13490 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:50 am to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.



bruh what?!?

Good baklava is amazing.


This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 9:50 am
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:57 am to
Oh, it has nostalgia, but as a gum it is just awful.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 9:58 am to
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Good baklava is amazing.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2510 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:10 am to
Gummi anything, licorice, orange jelly slices.
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2549 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:24 am to
Maple Nut Goodies
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