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re: What's the shittiest, most disappointing mass-produced candy still somehow on the market?

Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
7728 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:38 pm to
Twizzlers
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25897 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Gummy Bears or anything gummy


Surely you’re trolling. I’m upset I’m even responding
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16605 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:39 pm to
Any answer other than peanut butter kisses is wrong.

Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17303 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:39 pm to
Candy corn and Circus peanuts.

I don't like sweets often, but dark chocolate and anything gummy - lifesaver, Sour Patch Kids, etc.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63422 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:39 pm to
If someone were intentionally trying to get cavities, I firmly believe the directions would include simply eating a few boxes of Milk Duds and/or Dots and going to bed without brushing.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3907 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:41 pm to

I'm having PTSD flashbacks to that day after Halloween when you go rooting through the bag of leftover candy hoping that a mini Snickers, Hershey Kiss or Reces Cup somehow elluded the feeding frenzy but all that is left is the shite candy.

Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14296 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:48 pm to
Two candies I never had the guts to try:

1) Boston Baked Beans - greasy, cold beans in a box? Hard pass! Even if they were peanuts covered with a candy shell…I just couldn’t get past the name.

2) Chik-O-Stik - Impossible to find one intact on the shelf at the gas station…what even is this????
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
2999 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:52 pm to
I nominate Bit-O-Honey.

It tastes terrible and you’d swear it was invented by dentists, as bad as it is for one’s teeth.
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
817 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:53 pm to
Smarties
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9512 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 8:58 pm to
Long nails like that are like a lot of tattoos on women. It’s advertising that you’re undateable.

How do they even wipe their asses?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21938 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:02 pm to
Swedish Fish
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35643 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:02 pm to
There's a surprising amount of bad candy out there. Most of them have already been outed.

1. Circus peanuts
2. Candy Corn
3. Peeps
4. Peanut butter kisses

Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
1822 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:03 pm to
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2) Chik-O-Stik - Impossible to find one intact on the shelf at the gas station…what even is this????



I don't know what Chick-O-Stick is made of and I don't want to know, because that shite is delicious. You are missing out if you seriously have never tried it.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9408 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Candy corn


Try candy corn with peanuts it tastes like a payday but you may not like paydays either.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63422 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:05 pm to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.


Bruh.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
35643 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:11 pm to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.



Bruh.




Yeah, that was a reach. But taste it once and you'll never forget it.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45695 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

If someone were intentionally trying to get cavities, I firmly believe the directions would include simply eating a few boxes of Milk Duds and/or Dots and going to bed without brushing.


Not boxes but I’ll grab a hand full of milk duds after I already brushed my teeth for the night
Haven’t had a cavity in over 30 years
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25725 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:13 pm to
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Has anyone ever tasted Baklava? It's what I'd imagine cement tastes like.


You have obviously never had good baklava made by a nice old Greek ya-ya.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14198 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:18 pm to
The foam peanut is the only answer. This thread should've stopped after your post.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33491 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 9:19 pm to
Good n Plenty.

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