True story. When I was 18 I got up early from the dorm for a 7:50 class. I walked across Centenary's central valley trying to avoid the squirrels that ran up to me asking for a treat.
I went into the cafeteria that opened at 7:30. Just enough time for coffee and a doughnut. I really liked their cream filled doughnuts.
One day my doughnut was not cream filled. I asked the manager "Mr. Williams, do we not have any cream filled doughnuts?"
Him: "We've never had any cream filled doughnuts."
Me: "But I had them for the last 3 days."
Him: "Oh. Sometimes the batter doesn't get cooked all the way. That's what you think is cream."