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My persimmon smells weird
Posted on 1/14/13 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 1/14/13 at 9:32 pm
So, I've never had a persimmon before. i bought one out of curiosity, cut it and it smells like uh, um, well, sperm. Is this normal for a persimmon. I'm not sure if I want to taste this thing.
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Posted on 1/14/13 at 9:33 pm to Celery
I knew this was going to be sexual in nature
Posted on 1/14/13 at 9:38 pm to tetu
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I knew this was going to be sexual in nature
I know. I considered going to the OT with this.
Posted on 1/15/13 at 6:43 am to Celery
Bite into a green wild persimmon, and try to keep from foaming at the mouth and showing your teeth.... 
Posted on 1/15/13 at 6:45 am to Celery
You masturbate much to know the aroma?
Posted on 1/15/13 at 7:28 am to Celery
TWSS
Posted on 1/15/13 at 9:57 am to Celery
Homosects yucky 
Posted on 1/15/13 at 11:37 am to Celery
What variety was it?
Posted on 1/15/13 at 12:01 pm to Cecil D Diesel
I don't know. Short and squaty. Looked like a flat tomato. I ate it anyway. Was alright.
Posted on 1/15/13 at 12:21 pm to Celery
Sure it wasn't a cumquat?
Posted on 1/15/13 at 12:29 pm to sawfiddle
A small church in the South had a very attractive big-busted organist. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size. But warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said….
Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size. But warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said….
Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday
Posted on 1/15/13 at 5:00 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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