Another true story about my ditzy wife.
I told ya'll about how after we got married it was time to sell her house and salvage whatever stuff in her kitchen I could use.
I got down on the floor to see what was in the very back of the lowest kitchen cabinet. I spotted a Fry Daddy so I reached and grabbed it be the handle and started to pull it out. When it tilted rancid oil came spilling out.
Me: "Why is this Fry Daddy full of oil?"
Wife: "Someone told me you could reuse oil."
Me: "When did you last fry something in this?"
Wife: "About 3 years ago."