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Commonly Used Beer Maven Cliches

Posted on 2/19/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 4:47 pm
This thread is for us green shirted Beer Maven's to laugh and poke fun at ourselves. List your favorite cliches!

"Sweet Malty mess"

"malt bomb"

"second tier"

"taste the rare"


Lets hear em!
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
13365 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 4:49 pm to
not a beer maven, but I do hear ya'll say we love the cock a good bit
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by lilsebastian
South of Nowhere North of Nothing
Member since Dec 2013
22 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 5:09 pm to
"meh"
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 5:11 pm to
I laughed.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
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Posted on 2/19/15 at 6:44 pm to
"Ryno Sucks"
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 6:45 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81210 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

not a beer maven, but I do hear ya'll say we love the cock a good bit



Can confirm. I say this one a lot.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:12 pm to
Mouth feel

Hops aren't getting any fresher

Tetu

KBS = whale

Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:18 pm to
"Beer cellar" (closet)
Posted by GynoSandberg
Member since Jan 2006
72028 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 7:21 pm to
"beechwood aged"
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

KBS=WHALE




That's a shelf turd where I come from baw.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63540 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 7:37 am to
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29199 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:24 am to
It's most troubling when some of these are combined. For instance:

"I love the cock" should not be used with "good mouth feel" or "I found it a little thin"

Then there was the one heard from a certain poster at a tasting.."Gose tastes like cum...hasn't everyone tasted their own cum"

#reallife
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:27 am to
I've only heard stories of that day. Glad I missed out on that one.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Maven's

what about those that have a dominion of the English language?
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
22284 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:41 am to
watery, domestic
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:21 am to
oh lawd.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
4388 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Mouth feel



Goes along with "loving the cock a good bit..."
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9353 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:35 am to
quote:

not getting any fresher
Posted by bbrou33
Big Apple, NY
Member since Oct 2011
7164 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:56 am to
"I met all these guys online"
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