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Weird thing happened to me today.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:34 pm
So, my grandfather(92) is dying. Cancer is back.
He's at home with 24 hr hospice but it won't be long. They have him jacked up on pain meds. When I go to see him, he's always loopy.
It's sad and funny at the same time. It's funny because it's still him and he hasn't lost his mind. He's basically just really high.
Anyway, we were talking about my Grandmother. She died about 8 years ago. I never really got to know her because she had a massive stroke when I was two. She was in a wheelchair and could barely speak.
He starts telling me all these things about her. Things he loved and quirks. At the very end, he says "I miss her dearly. I will get to see her shortly. I miss everything about her, except when her pussy would fart during sex."
He then starting laughing loudly. His nurse was was flipping out.
He's at home with 24 hr hospice but it won't be long. They have him jacked up on pain meds. When I go to see him, he's always loopy.
It's sad and funny at the same time. It's funny because it's still him and he hasn't lost his mind. He's basically just really high.
Anyway, we were talking about my Grandmother. She died about 8 years ago. I never really got to know her because she had a massive stroke when I was two. She was in a wheelchair and could barely speak.
He starts telling me all these things about her. Things he loved and quirks. At the very end, he says "I miss her dearly. I will get to see her shortly. I miss everything about her, except when her pussy would fart during sex."
He then starting laughing loudly. His nurse was was flipping out.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 11:37 pm
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:34 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Life is weird my man
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:35 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Yep. Bedtime
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:38 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Rhetorical Question
How is it not one bit surprising that you represent yourself as an Alabama fan?
How is it not one bit surprising that you represent yourself as an Alabama fan?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:40 pm to AlbertMeansWell
nm
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:42 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Gross. Old people still think about shite like that? Nasty
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 4/13/15 at 12:12 am to AlbertMeansWell
If you cared 2 cents for your grandfather. Knowing that he is very medicated. Is this really something that you wanted to do? Low class trash. 
Posted on 4/13/15 at 12:15 am to AlbertMeansWell
That was gross. I hope the nurse was at least hot.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 12:17 am to AlbertMeansWell
I think I'd keep that to myself. Respect the old folks.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 1:54 am to AlbertMeansWell
Posted on 4/13/15 at 2:04 am to AlbertMeansWell
You're one of those idiots who laughs at those kids after dentist videos, huh?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:05 am to AlbertMeansWell
So you're 10/yr old?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:07 am to AlbertMeansWell
That's awesome 
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:16 am to AlbertMeansWell
Pics of grandma?
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:23 am to AlbertMeansWell
It's funny how people think that as you get old you forget about stuff. Or think you can't speak of certain things...
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:46 am to Grassy1
Soooo he was pounding air into memaw's naughty bits and she quaffed...nice 
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:23 am to heypaul
my first thought as well
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