T-Shirt Ideas for SEC Games

A couple of crude shirt ideas I have heard over the summer from random people.

Alabama:
Front: Nick Saban is like Viagra.
Back: He’ll get you up, but when you peak he’s a flop.

Tennesse:
Front: (Arrow pointing toward the groin) “I Need A Volunteer”

Auburn:
Front: 3… 2… 1
Back: Our Byrd just kicked your Birds arse.

Florida:
Front: Gators Suck
Back: Urban Meyer’s daughter caught more with her mouth.

Georgia:
Front: Michael Vick Is Pleading Innocent.
Back: He said the Dogs put guns to his head.

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Texas A&M:
Front: (Picture of Yoda) Whoop!
Back: Your arse we will.

University of Texas:
Front: Les Miles Called
Back: He said you can have Perilloux back.

Texas Tech
Front: Riff Riff Riff…. Raff Raff Raff
Back: Texas Tech girls have the… Red Raider Rash?

USC:
Front: We’re the Trojans
Back: That broke when it got rough.

Vanderbilt:
Front: Our playbook is like sperm.
Back: Only one in a million work.