re: Rest easy, NOLA baws! NOPD got you covered

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That will help the city's ACT scores.

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Well, it might.

Get the little darlings out of the habit of attending school at all, and they won't be there to take the tests.

(Sort of a variation of the old Aggie joke : The Aggie moved from Texas to Oklahoma and raised the IQ of both states. Only this would be something like the Illiterates stopped going to school and raised the test results of the Parish.)