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Do we even have the slightest clue how you catch this shite?

Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:20 pm
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51811 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:20 pm
Seriously.

We've gone from it's not highly contagious and just don't touch your face to lock yourself in your home and never come out to now Drs Dickwad and Vampire Teeth telling us we basically need a full fricking body condom.

Who appointed these two idiots to be the saviors of humanity?

When are they going to acknowledge that this is bioengineered in a Chinese lab with monies Dr Dickwad GAVE them and we don't know how the frick it's going to respond because it's NOT A NORMAL VIRUS?
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 12:25 pm
Posted by MIZ_USA
Member since Jan 2014
615 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:24 pm to
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We've gone from it's not highly contagious and just don't touch your face

Link?
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6206 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:24 pm to
I think the tests are tainted or if you have allergies or a cold it pops hot.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18105 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:27 pm to
The only thing we know for sure, gotta wear them masks!
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:30 pm to
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Do we even have the slightest clue how you catch this shite?

Going to church or a Pro Trump rally will do it for sure. As will a rally to open up the economy again. Those are all surefire ways to catch Covid. Same with a funeral for mammaw or pappaw.

A protest against the police or for BLM... Covid stays away and you have a zero percent chance of catching it. Same with a casino. Not gonna catch it there.

Hope I've been somewhat helpful.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 12:31 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96387 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51811 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:32 pm to
Now just what are the odds of that?
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64730 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:34 pm to
It must be in the air because people drive around with masks and walk outside with masks. That is why you can't go to the beach or swimming or singing in church. you will get your mask wet.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64730 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:35 pm to
a casino. wth?
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34204 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:37 pm to
Tests aren't worth a shite either. 1st false positive I lost 2 weeks worth of work. 2nd false positive , I said frick you to the Company, and retested on my own dime...negative. I still haven't been reimbursed.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26792 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:38 pm to
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The only thing we know for sure, gotta wear them masks!


Masks not rated to stop a respiratory virus....
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17258 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

quote:
Do we even have the slightest clue how you catch this shite?


Going to church or a Pro Trump rally will do it for sure. As will a rally to open up the economy again. Those are all surefire ways to catch Covid. Same with a funeral for mammaw or pappaw.

A protest against the police or for BLM... Covid stays away and you have a zero percent chance of catching it. Same with a casino. Not gonna catch it there.

Hope I've been somewhat helpful.
It even MORE contagious than that.

Conservatism is the vector of transmission!

Everyone who ever in their lifetime has or will have a Conservative thought is going to be infected. 100%, not less!
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2159 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:46 pm to
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I think the tests are tainted or if you have allergies or a cold it pops hot.





I know of personally, 3 doctors who have taken CV19 tests out of the packaging, did not swab or touch anything with applicator, handled them in a sterile fashion, repackaged them and sent them for testing.

Half of them came back positive. Something is definitely "Fauci" with all of this
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96387 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:46 pm to
Here’s an idea of how to test that.

Put liberals in hermetically sealed areas for about six months then let them out.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:48 pm to
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The only thing we know for sure, gotta wear them masks!


And yet...it still spreads
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:50 pm to
No but the good news is you’re not going to die if you’re relatively healthy
Posted by TigerInTally
Tallahassee, FL
Member since Feb 2005
80 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

A protest against the police or for BLM... Covid stays away and you have a zero percent chance of catching it.


C'mon man, you know the heat from the burning municipal buildings, cars and small businesses keeps the virus away...
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2020 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:19 pm to
I’ve been sick since Monday and I just knew it had to be Covid! I’ve had low grade fever with body aches , I woke up with shortness of breath and just Flu-like symptoms. I’ve worked every day with Covid patients since this crap started . I was tested twice both negative . So I did a urinalysis and it showed high leukocytes . My prostate is infected . You would thought I would be positive .
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:21 pm to
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My prostate is infected .


Uh.. What?
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:21 pm to
You can’t catch something that doesn’t exist.
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