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Will you smash tonight?
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:51 pm
For some of us with kids and in-laws in the house, odds are long.
By smash, I mean fornicate.
ETA actually I guess fornicate means smash when not married. You feel me tho.
By smash, I mean fornicate.
ETA actually I guess fornicate means smash when not married. You feel me tho.
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 7:52 pm
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Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:52 pm to baybeefeetz
By fornicate do you mean fap? If so, yes.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:52 pm to baybeefeetz
Smashed this morning while my 3 year old was playing with his Santa gifts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:52 pm to baybeefeetz
Yes your mom
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:53 pm to baybeefeetz
I'm tired and have a headache. She's on her own.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:54 pm to baybeefeetz
No.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:55 pm to baybeefeetz
Nope. Been drinking all day so I'm gonna go pass out for a couple hours until I gotta get up for work
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:57 pm to baybeefeetz
Santa brought the flu to my house.
In a word, No on the smash
In a word, No on the smash
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:57 pm to baybeefeetz
I will smash the top of my balls repeatedly for about 39 seconds while watching “Santa Claus is Cummin to Town”.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:57 pm to baybeefeetz
We have been traveling and visiting family with a rowdy two year old (who i swear somebody gave lots of sugar to). Hell no we are not smashing. We are gonna relax on the couch, have a couple of drinks, watch a movie, and go to bed. That sounds a lot better at the moment.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:00 pm to baybeefeetz
Every night palmala handerson gets a good frickin
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:02 pm to baybeefeetz
Smashed this morning.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:02 pm to baybeefeetz
Not sure. We split the day between in-laws, so lot of driving and long day.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:03 pm to baybeefeetz
No. I broke up with my 21 year old model frick buddy last week.
fricking stupid
fricking stupid
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:09 pm to baybeefeetz
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:13 pm to baybeefeetz
I’m half asleep
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:24 pm to baybeefeetz
Gonna smash my uncle’s whore gf
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:25 pm to baybeefeetz
Smash in DFS
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:37 pm to baybeefeetz
My wife’s had a long day. She started getting bitchy, and is now tipsy on wine.
That usually means she’ll either want to be treated like a whore, or I’m about to do something that will cut me off for a couple of weeks.
That usually means she’ll either want to be treated like a whore, or I’m about to do something that will cut me off for a couple of weeks.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:40 pm to baybeefeetz
Smashed twice before noon. Keep your wife game on point.
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