My request went over like a turd in a punchbowl on the Fark Board. Perhaps it will do better with the more distinguished fellows of the Help Board. I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really like to bust this out before the Bama game. Any help would be greatly appreciated (and perhaps compensated).
I have had an idea for a sig for a while, but--as with most things---have waited until the last minute to do anything about it. I would like to incorporate my handle and "positiger"ness with a little humor. I would like:
1) a (cartoon) picture of man lying down flat on the floor
2) a (cartoon) picture of Les Miles squatting over him with his pants around his ankles
3) instead of giving him a steaming hot carl on his chest, Les is instead shooting a heavy stream of rainbow into man A's mouth
4) my handle, "Hot Carl"
5) a unicorn
6) the Kool Aid man saying "OH YEAH" in the background
Obviously, I want to play on the whole "sunshine pumper, Les lover, Kool Aid drinker" etc... insults that are sometimes thrown my way. I know you can do it, guys. I'm counting on you.