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re: Any bigger a-hole than the guy who keeps his light on to read on planes?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:50 am to Tshiz
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:50 am to Tshiz
Fat asses are the biggest a-holes for simply being fat, lazy asses. At least have the courtesy to buy two seats.
Got stuck next to a fatty last week. Every time he adjusted his fat arse in the seat he would be out of breath and I had to listen to his wheezing and panting. Not to mention his fat rolls were overflowing into my seat and touching me the entire flight.
He also smelled fat. He reaked of mustard and pickles.
Got stuck next to a fatty last week. Every time he adjusted his fat arse in the seat he would be out of breath and I had to listen to his wheezing and panting. Not to mention his fat rolls were overflowing into my seat and touching me the entire flight.
He also smelled fat. He reaked of mustard and pickles.
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Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:51 am to Tshiz
1. People who are apparently from foreign countries who shout at their loved ones/ traveling companions in what appears to be their native tongue while passing around a single dish of boiled skunk and garlic with their chopsticks.
2. People who wander around the cabin passing around the same boiled skunk dish and sticking their arse in my face while talking to their relatives the entire flight.
3. People who recline their seat.
4. People who wake me up to order their damn drink/ pretzels when they themselves could do it themselves (I’m talking to you Mrs. Waterboy).
5. Boarding the front of the plane first. Should be rear to front.
6. People who take literally 10 minutes to get the frick off the plane.
7. People in general.
2. People who wander around the cabin passing around the same boiled skunk dish and sticking their arse in my face while talking to their relatives the entire flight.
3. People who recline their seat.
4. People who wake me up to order their damn drink/ pretzels when they themselves could do it themselves (I’m talking to you Mrs. Waterboy).
5. Boarding the front of the plane first. Should be rear to front.
6. People who take literally 10 minutes to get the frick off the plane.
7. People in general.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:54 am to TDsngumbo
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The bigger assholes are the ones who HAVE to check their baggage on the plane. Congratulations arse, now you’re going to keep everyone on the fricking plane an extra 15 minutes after the doors open by taking your precious bag out of the overhead compartment. I bring nothing in the plane with me. I get on, sit down, and fly. When it’s time to get off, I fricking get off.
This is stupid. If I’m going somewhere for just a couple days I can fit everything I need in a bag that can be carried on. Then I don’t have to deal with baggage claims or worry about them losing my bag
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:55 am to BayouCatFan
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Absolutely!!! For example those who hide behind their keyboard and make fun of people and their disabilities, namely OT's biggest douchebag OWLFAN.
What a loser you are. The reason OwheelO gets constant abuse is that he is constantly a horrible, shitty, lying, boring and generally insufferable poster that just happens to be a herky jerky legs-no-worky.
No one makes fun of him just because he is half fetucinne. It is because he is all awful.
This post was edited on 8/26/19 at 8:07 am
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:58 am to Tshiz
My vote is for the assholes in the back of the plane that rush to the front once the plane has reached the terminal.
It’s the equivalent of easing up in your vehicle to purposely not let someone merge in.
Because I fly so much, I now say, excuse me —- I am trying to get out of my seat and into the isle in order. They get the hint.
It’s the equivalent of easing up in your vehicle to purposely not let someone merge in.
Because I fly so much, I now say, excuse me —- I am trying to get out of my seat and into the isle in order. They get the hint.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:02 am to Will Cover
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My vote is for the a-holes in the back of the plane that rush to the front once the plane has reached the terminal.
Exactly. That’s why I jump up and block them. They won’t get around me, I promise.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:03 am to Tshiz
Probably just got tired of you drooling on his shoulder.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:07 am to Tshiz
I think the bigger a-hole is the person who leaves the window shade up on a morning flight when the sun is coming up on their side. I usually sit in first class (upgraded) and this is happens here all the time.
Put your window shade down!!
Put your window shade down!!
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:17 am to Tshiz
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I mean dude, whole plane is dark, people trying to sleep. And you HAVE to read a book and inconvenience everyone nearby.
Or the people trying to sleep could just, cover their eyes in some fashion and allow everyone on the plane, including those trying to read to pass the time, whatever comfort they are able to find
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:17 am to Tshiz
You sound like the kind of guy who only drinks 1 coffee a day because “any more and you won’t be able to fall asleep tonight.” So just have another lemon water and STFU
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:20 am to Tshiz
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Any bigger a-hole than the guy who keeps his light on to read on planes?
The idiot who complains about him, just for starters.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:25 am to Gaston
quote:if sleeping on a plane is wrong I don’t wanna be right
Sleeping on a plane is trashy AF.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:29 am to tigerfoot
I had a 6:15 am flight this morning and had to be up at 4 am. Definitely spent 2 hours napping.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:31 am to Tshiz
This seems like an extremely minor issue
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:32 am to Larry
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It’s definitely the a-hole who reclines his seat. You literally have to think to yourself “frick the person behind me” prior to hitting that button.
Yeah seat recliners are the worst. They legitimately are making the case, in no uncertain terms, that their space is more important than your space. And they do it without even turning around and asking.
One of the most pure forms of selfishness.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:39 am to HoustonChick86
quote:I would've been asleep before we leveled off.
I had a 6:15 am flight this morning and had to be up at 4 am. Definitely spent 2 hours napping.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:45 am to TDsngumbo
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The bigger assholes are the ones who HAVE to check their baggage on the plane. Congratulations arse, now you’re going to keep everyone on the fricking plane an extra 15 minutes
They do this to avoid paying baggage fees, when checking in.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:57 am to BurningHeart
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Babies have no responsibilities therefore do not need to air travel.
What?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:00 am to Freauxzen
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Yeah seat recliners are the worst. They legitimately are making the case, in no uncertain terms, that their space is more important than your space. And they do it without even turning around and asking. One of the most pure forms of selfishness.
I use to not see what the big deal was until I recently sat in coach. I'm always in first or economy+ and never realized how much more space there is up front. Those extra 2 inches (ask your wife) really makes a difference to where the person in front of you reclining doesn't really intrude on your space. With that said, I rarely recline unless I'm going to sleep and when I do, I don't ask for permission. If you don't like it, fly an airline without reclining seats.
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