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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:47 pm to
Rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

SIAP
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:24 pm to
My grandpa used to say, "blow your nose before you wipe your arse"

something about doing things at the right time or something...
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3133 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:49 pm to
When someone interrupts at work:

"The beginning of your sentence is not more important than the middle of mine."
Posted by TossDiveForever
Monroe
Member since Nov 2018
16 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:55 pm to
“All Women look the same upside down “
Posted by Tigersonfire
Pville
Member since Oct 2018
3027 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:32 pm to
Two most overrated things in the world; "teenage pussy and snapper lawnmowers".
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2069 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:38 pm to
Awww. Poor baby.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16101 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:40 pm to
Fat,drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:47 pm to
Bashful dog sucking hind teet
Failing to plan is planning to fail
It’s hotter than a three nutted tomcat
All good in the hood
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8778 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 1:25 am to
Higher than giraffe pussy.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52164 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 2:20 am to
"I'm like a mushroom. They feed me shite and keep me in the dark."
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 7:30 am
Posted by GetEmTigers08
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2007
1236 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 3:07 am to
“You can’t unfrick what’s been fricked”

“I’m gonna have to sit on the shitter about that one”

“Damn, that’s about as fricked up as a football bat”



“Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.”
Posted by Pueblo Battle
E Tx
Member since Jun 2017
219 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 3:29 am to
In reference to one being a good cook.

“Hell yeah I can cook, I didn’t get this fat chasing pussy”
Posted by Mordecai225
Member since Mar 2017
137 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 4:08 am to
“If I tell you a rooster can pull a plow, you hook that motherfricker up!”-
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6601 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 4:25 am to
Drunker than a two peckered owl.
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14656 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 4:26 am to
You can't argue with stupid.
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 5:09 am to
quote:

Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?


PIIHB
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 5:45 am to
Couldn't score in a monkey whorehouse with a fist full of bananas
Posted by TIGERBAIT2020
The Red Zone
Member since Aug 2004
802 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 5:54 am to
She looked ‘good from far’, but ‘far from good’.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23659 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:30 am to
There is a fine line between red arse and dumbass.
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 6:31 am
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 6:53 am to
Old man I knew used to butcher sayings all the time. My favorite was "you can only beat a dead horse so long before he just ain't gonna get up no more"
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