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Minnesota Music Teacher Will Serve 6 months in Jail for Playing the Skin Flute

Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
51261 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:55 pm
Herro...WYHI?





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Former Henry Sibley music teacher gets six months in jail for criminal sex with student and 10 years on probation for having sex with a 17-year-old male student.


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The student initially denied having sex with Funk, saying it was a “fantasy,” but after a complete search of his cell phone uncovered more inappropriate messages he acknowledged the three instances of sexual contact. One occurred at the high school, another at Funk’s Hennepin County residence and the third in a vehicle in front of the student’s home, according to police.
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 11:56 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35559 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:57 pm to
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The student initially denied having sex with Funk

don't blame him
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25909 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:59 pm to
Id let her teach me flute lessons for free, but not anything more.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55533 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:59 pm to
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WYHI?



Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:03 am to
Look frumpy. Probably resembles a troll doll when naked.

Pass.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:03 am to
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17-year-old male


Possibly the dumbest age for all males, yet these teachers think they won't get caught and that the kid won't admit to things.

Women. They are stupid.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:07 am to
Fat oriental, something you don’t see very often. Also, WNHI
Posted by Kryptonite88
Member since Jun 2018
74 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:08 am to
So this one time at band camp...
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10996 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:11 am to
I bet she sucked that joint like it had Soju in it
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29337 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:51 am to
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gets six months in jail


She gets those man sentencing guidelines, shoulda been hotter.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:57 am to
Looks like Kim Jung Un in the second pic.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16010 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:05 am to
I think the sentence for women in these cases should directly coincide with the attractiveness of the teacher. Hotter the teacher, the lighter the sentence should be.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9770 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:11 am to
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Looks like Kim Jung Un in the second pic



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66593 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:15 am to
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sex with Funk


is this 1970?
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
2969 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:20 am to
Its a man
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67125 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:48 am to
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inappropriate text messages on the boy’s phone that included semi-nude photos of Funk.


Eww. That poor boy
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 7:48 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 7:54 am to
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The student initially denied having sex with Funk


Don't fake the Funk on a nasty dunk.
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