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Worst sports question you have ever heard?

Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:49 am
Posted by NewBootGoofin
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2017
102 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:49 am
Some of my personal favorites include:

- What is the difference between the BCS and the SEC?
- Why do they call it a home run?
- How do you tell when the umpire calls a strike?

Please share
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27487 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:51 am to
Why is the quartback grabbing that big guys taint
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55518 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:52 am to
- What's the difference between the offense and defense that you keep talking about?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:52 am to
Asking about the physicality of routes.

It's just funny to hear a female talk about routes.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21353 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
Just to eliminate some sexism I have also heard men ask some pretty ridiculous questions about sports.
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11716 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
-why is the rant toxic when the Tigers lose a game
-why do bama fans claim everything as a title
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am to
Girlfriend thought the RB tripped over the yellow line.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am to
"What are those orange sticks on the side used for?"

And she wasn't completely ignorant bout football either.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
Overheard at a baseball game a few years ago:

Woman: Why does the guy have to stand on the pillow?
Male friend: What pillow?
Woman: That white pillow that he's standing on.
Posted by Big Lesticles
Hammond
Member since Sep 2015
558 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
What is an RBI?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64810 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:56 am to
“Why does the guy on the little hill in the middle keep throwing the ball to that corner instead of at the guy trying to hit it?”

(Pitcher was holding a runner at 1st)
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1141 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:57 am to
GF: Wow how can he be in the NFL and still have time for all the training to be a professional bowler?

Me:What?

Her:They said he was a pro bowler.
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 7:51 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

- How do you tell when the umpire calls a strike?


This ones understandable.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6899 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:59 am to
Not really a question, but that chick who went nuts because she saw "kkk" hanging at turner field was pretty ridiculous. The Braves starter had 3 strikeouts...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:59 am to
Brought my mom to her first hockey game Saturday night. Preds vs. Red Wings.

She asked what the "net thingy was called" that they're shooting at.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7839 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:02 am to
How do they move the yellow line on the field?

They actually thought the 1st down line was physically on the field
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65920 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:08 am to
As the broadcast networks lean more and more on the Stats.Inc of the world for content, I’ve gotten more Most, Fewest, Highest, Lowest, etc. questions from the females in my life.

I refer them to their handheld cellular devices.
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
3655 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:12 am to
Watching the Super Bowl a woman asked me if Alabama was winning.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:21 am to
In which country is newbootgoofin sucking 37 dicks in an hour considered a sport?
Posted by Brazoria Bengal
Your Wildest Dreams
Member since Nov 2016
112 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:21 am to
"Why can't y'all give O a chance?"
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