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re: Ron Jeremy banned from peauxrn awards

Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

I met Ron Jeremy once and he bit my girlfriend on the back of the neck while we were taking a picture with him. I mean bit hard, like she wanted to turn around and slap the shite out of him.

As anyone would imagine, he's a pretty creepy and nasty dude.


He ended up fricking her didn't he?
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:05 pm to





Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18513 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:05 pm to
I guess you're the big dick of this outfit?
Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
Member since Jan 2008
4032 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:08 pm to
I can't see/think of him without thinking about sublime's date rape video. which I guess in this context is kind of ironic. In the video he is both the judge who covicts and the inmate who accosts the date rapist. its good stuff. I'll see if it exists on YouTube

here it is:
LINK
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:15 pm to
here is how i think it played out.

few of these skanks are finally off the blow and meth, and realized they fricked Jeremy, and because of being shunned by other Male actors, are embarassed and caim they got assaulted.

there were porn stars who lost their careers because they wouldnt frick ron jeremy. flat out refused. i believe tori welles was one who flat out refused.
Posted by RazorTiger30
Central Ark
Member since Sep 2013
422 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:30 pm to
My buddy had a porn on vhs with him in it. He was fixing to pork this sloot and he said to the woman "your puss is a soviet military base and my dick's a nuclear missle". After he inserted he kept making this sound like "deegoosh". Lmfao
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:32 pm to
Does he have a big dick or something? I never understood how that ugly frick became the most famous male porn star.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40768 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:36 pm to
No, he’s actually got a micro-penis
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:51 pm to
i thought he claims he's 9 inches???

Showtime had a show with seymore butts, guy who was a porn star and movie producer. and i thught ron was on there and claimed he was 9 inches.

that show was creepy, you would see them in the valley bangin on this leather couch, and then hours later some one laying on the couch, head on the same area a dude was blowing his nut. ewf
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40768 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6048 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

"your puss is a soviet military base and my dick's a nuclear missle". After he inserted he kept making this sound like "deegoosh". Lmfao

Who could fap to that?

ETA: I'm not clowning your boy, I'm just wondering why they even write that into the porno script.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 11:51 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
4399 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 10:02 pm to
So Chatsworth has a Code of Conduct but Hollywood doesn't, seems legit.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30389 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 10:47 pm to
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In the urls, numbnuts.




Your IT guy doesnt know "Ron Jeremy"? Come on man, they see way worse shite. Ask them over beers one day
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 10:50 pm
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7144 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:03 pm to
So Trump and the Hedgehog are Eskimo brothers, learn something new every day.


How many OTers can now list POTUS as part of their EBDB network?
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