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caseaw1704
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New Orleans, LA
Member since Jul 2005
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re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


What's her last name? I'll look it up.

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Maybe it's on the briefcase.

Oh, yeah! It's right here.

Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.






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Rickety Cricket
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re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

tea and strumpets



BigJ, I had to make the big gulp my sig quote.






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caseaw1704
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jul 2005
1536 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


Harry:He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard him.
Lloyd: Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.






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hehateme2285
LSU Fan
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2007
3126 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI






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slackhouse
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2005
17460 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

Nice pair of hooters you have there.


quote:

We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!


quote:

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.











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caseaw1704
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jul 2005
1536 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


Did you get a make on the vehicle?

Yes, sir. They're driving an '84...sheep dog.






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caseaw1704
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jul 2005
1536 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


Lloyd: What's going on, Harry? Your name is "Harry", isn't it?
Harry: Yeah, she grabbed down at the lobby, explained what was up, then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Lloyd: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry: [to detective] What if he shot me in the face?






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CocomoLSU
Penn State Fan
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
124387 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.

70.


I like most of the ones listed:

"Don't you go dying on me..."

Big Gulps.

"Scuse me, Flo?" - I actually say that almost every time I'm at a restaurant.



One that rarely gets mentioned, but I love:
quote:

Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit.






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Oopskie
McNeese State Fan
Thread Killing since 07
Member since Apr 2007
1929 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

Lloyd: Well suck me sideways!



quote:

Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?






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spslayto
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2004
10762 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


I'm paraphashing, but here goes:

More like one in a million... So you're saying there's a chance.

These Rocky Moutains ain't so rocky... Yeah, that John Denver is full of sh**

Nice pair of hooters you got there.









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karmapol1ce
Valparaiso Fan
A man more eviler than Skeletor.
Member since Feb 2005
46107 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


best quote,

"I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."






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LSUPERMAN
LSU Fan
Hammond
Member since Aug 2007
1004 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes




Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.






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arktiger28
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2005
1978 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

Harry: "You've had 2 pairs of gloves on the whole time?"
Lloyd: "Yeaaaaaa, we're in the Rockies."


As Harry is choking lloyd

Loyd: "Harry! Let go, Your hands are freezing!"






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CaseyG
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
1171 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


"Their professionals"

"I mean, we killed their bird."

"Now they kill ours"






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CaseyG
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
1171 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


"Hey kids, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would ya"





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PrattLSU
LSU Fan
Tolliver with 2 L's kid
Member since Aug 2004
4844 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!


My favorite hands down!






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mauck4heisman
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2005
61 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


when the bad guy comes to the hotel room towards the end is classic

lloyd: We have plenty of towels - thank you!


or when they are driving with the ulcer guy

harry: look lloyd more people that need a ride
lloyd: PICK EM UP






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Vader
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
107 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


quote:

Lloyd: I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.

Harry: You just tell me where to sign, bud.

Lloyd: Right on my arse after you kiss it!






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dirt mcgirt
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2004
234 posts

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!






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BeloAvrgJoe
Member since Oct 2007
1 post

re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes


Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
How'd you know
Well, I saw the luggage and then when I noticed the airline ticket I put two and two together.


There just aren't any jobs in this town!
Ya, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.


...I'm talking about Aspen"
Naw, the french are A-holes.


We are supposed to talk about all expenses.
This didn't come from our travel fund. I was able to raise a few extra dollars before we left.
How?
I sold some stuff to Billy Forsee
The blind kid?
(chortle) Ya.
What did you sell him?
Stuff, you know some baseball cards, bag of marbles...Petey.
You sold Petey to a blind kid? Petey didn't have a head.
I took care of it.







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