I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit.
Lloyd: I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.
Harry: You just tell me where to sign, bud.
Lloyd: Right on my arse after you kiss it!