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re: Florida man drops his pants, sodomizes pink flamingo to death

Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37655 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:23 pm to
Got me hook line and sinker
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32133 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Florida


Didn't really even need to add it to the title this time. The Florida bit makes it believable.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89734 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:24 pm to
1. That's rude AF, just getting that out of the way.

B. That cat needs therapy as much as he deserves jail and should get a healthy dose of both.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40719 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Florida




Of course.
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
11580 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:28 pm to
I always wanted to use this gif...


Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
Pretty sweet goatee
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30658 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:33 pm to
I was gonna say illegal alien for sure, but no way that gordo hombre could hop a fence
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85420 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content.


You know you done fricked up if cajunangelle is questioning your sources.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85420 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Although sexual assaults by humans on pink flamingos are basically unheard of in the United States, a 2014 World Wide Fund for nature (WWF) study found that the practice was still fairly common in certain regions of Mexico and other Latin American countries where cultural belief still holds that sex with a pink flamingo may bring luck and prosperity.


Posted by tigernchicago
Alabama
Member since Sep 2003
5075 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:41 pm to
Was he a florida fan?




just asking....
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78145 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:41 pm to
Well that's enough internet for me for today.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124769 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:55 pm to


That's a face even a mother can't love
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

mean they're pink.. oso why not?


You ever try screwing a pom pom, trust me its the same mechanics.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:59 pm to
A baby what?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127061 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

sodomizes pink flamingo
The Spanish Town Mardi Gras parade is out of control.....
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
13694 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:59 pm to
That is fake news.







Here is true story, and it is almost as disturbing. I wonder if it was mild or the spicy?

LINK TO REAL NEWS
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57548 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:02 pm to
How do you idiots keep linking this site?
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:06 pm to
That' site is fake too ,dummy
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:13 pm to
But was it the rare black flamingo?
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80252 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:22 pm to
Death by snu snu.
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