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Kangaroo vs Chimpanzee: Who wins?
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:35 am
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:35 am
Kangaroos are mean bastards and can kick the shite out of stuff.
Chimps are smart and can jump around. And strong with teeth.
Chimps are smart and can jump around. And strong with teeth.
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Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to weagle99
The Kangabaw has quick hands the chimp just can't match up with
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to weagle99
Chimp 35-17
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to weagle99
Show us some pics of your mom, that way, we all win.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:38 am to weagle99
i am going with the chimp
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:39 am to weagle99
Chimp. 
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:41 am to weagle99
I think the Roo has the advantage because of massive claws, it'd be a good scrap though
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:42 am to weagle99
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:43 am to weagle99
Kangaroos like to talk shite, but they can't back it up.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 8:44 am
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:46 am to weagle99
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Kangaroo vs Chimpanzee: Who wins?
The viewers.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:46 am to weagle99
do you even lift bro
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:55 am to weagle99
I'm not taking nothin away from the Roo. I think the chimp has advantages in and out of the trees. Plus it has a thumb. Chimp FTW
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:56 am to weagle99
A chimp easily. I'd take some heavy weight boxers over a kangaroo. A chimp I'd imagine is easily as strong as a kangaroo, has teeth, and can rip your arm off.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:12 am to weagle99
Chimp easily. Stronger more agile. Definitely smarter During chimpanzee troop fights they can rip limbs off bodies. An angry chimp does not screw around.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:32 am to weagle99
That kangaroo will have a hard time fighting when his face is ripped off.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:33 am to weagle99
If they're locked in a cage and neither can escape?
Chimpanzee.
Chimpanzee.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:34 am to weagle99
Chimp. Remember that one ripped that woman's skin off her face?
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:39 am to weagle99
I'd put my money on the roo. I came face to face with a big red roo once and thought it was going to kick my arse. Those friggin' talons are no joke, and if the get a good kick on you from their hind legs, it will knock you the frick out.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:47 am to weagle99
Kangaroo wins by a field goal
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:14 am to weagle99
Probably a pretty even fight.
How about a 3 way adding a silverback.
Silverback kills the chimp and uses its body to beat the roo to death.
How about a 3 way adding a silverback.
Silverback kills the chimp and uses its body to beat the roo to death.
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