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re: Women that are huge into astrology/zodiac signs *UPDATE*
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:08 am to dbeck
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:08 am to dbeck
quote:
I was born in early July so that makes me a cancer. When I looked up the horoscope for cancer it predicted I was born in June or July!
I'm a Cancer. The descriptors for it and the real me are scary accurate.
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Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:12 am to Sao
Yeah
Taurus :
Likes either being alone or long term relationships
Affinity for money and material things
Quiet but don't piss off or risk death
Good sex
There was something else but it pretty much got the gist of me lol.
And I'm not gonna lie I totally look for scorpios and virgos to bang because they frick like champs.
Dammit maybe I do believe this shite...
Taurus :
Likes either being alone or long term relationships
Affinity for money and material things
Quiet but don't piss off or risk death
Good sex
There was something else but it pretty much got the gist of me lol.
And I'm not gonna lie I totally look for scorpios and virgos to bang because they frick like champs.
Dammit maybe I do believe this shite...
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:14 am to tiggerthetooth
quote:
I've known some women who will not even associate with a person because of a zodiac sign... seems really odd and irrational.
Redundant.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:16 am to Gcockboi
I am imagining this girl with massive eyes that stare into your soul.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:18 am to Sao
If you notice, a lot of the descriptions apply to anyone. They have vague descriptions like "dislikes dishonest people" or "may take awhile to open up to strangers".
Well no shite. Who likes liars? Who opens up to strangers right away?
Since I'm a cancer I'm prone to skepticism and therefore don't believe in astrology.
Well no shite. Who likes liars? Who opens up to strangers right away?
Since I'm a cancer I'm prone to skepticism and therefore don't believe in astrology.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:36 am to Gcockboi
If she is even slightly hot, go for that shite like it's the last pussy on earth. Pretend that your life has been empty until you met her and she has opened your eyes to the universal truth. Your dick will stay sore from the buttsex. You must have 3 or4 solid exit strategies ready for when she goes thermonuclear schizoid,, and she will, but congrats on the arse to mouth until she figures out you're a phony arse shitlord.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 12:40 am to mulletproof
I like a man with a plan
And I am sure 1/12 of the people in the world are just like me!
And I am sure 1/12 of the people in the world are just like me!
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:36 am to 50_Tiger
quote:
Likes either being alone or long term relationships
Way for them to go out on a limb. Real specific. They either like being alone or not being alone.
quote:
Affinity for money and material things
Like 90% of the country, if they're being honest.
quote:
Quiet but don't piss off or risk death
How many people risk death routinely?
quote:
Good sex
Almost everyone thinks they're good at sex.
This covers 75% of the populace.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 1:38 am
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:37 am to Gcockboi
It means she will sleep with you right away. Congrats on the sex. But wear protection and pull out. And don't do that shite at your own place.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:40 am to Jake88
Posted on 7/30/17 at 1:53 am to Gcockboi
quote:frick her as hard as you can.
Is this shite a giant red flag? This bitch just texted me and asked where I was born, the exact time and a bunch of other weird arse shite. She takes this shite serious it seems, even wayyyyyy more srs than the average girl.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:26 am to jdeval1
quote:
The zodiac signs and horoscopes are so generic that parts of them apply to almost anyone. Myers Briggs is interesting as hell though
In advanced stats terminology, Myers-Briggs is little more than Zodiac+.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 2:39 am to AlonsoWDC
quote:
In advanced stats terminology, Myers-Briggs is little more than Zodiac
Wtf? Myers Briggs is a survey/test that tells you your personality type based on answers to over a hundred questions after you are an adult. Zodiac says that you have certain characteristics due to when you first exited a pussy
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:15 am to jdeval1
I know what it is.
It's been debunked as garbage as a true personality exam.
It's been debunked as garbage as a true personality exam.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 5:30 am to Gcockboi
Oh, for fricks sake, it's s gun game that mainly women play.
My mother texts me my zodiac all the time . She sends itnwith a wink and a nod. "Oh, your love life is supposed to change this month. I knew Michelle was a bitch and you should go in a new direction."
My mother texts me my zodiac all the time . She sends itnwith a wink and a nod. "Oh, your love life is supposed to change this month. I knew Michelle was a bitch and you should go in a new direction."
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:17 am to Gcockboi
You don't have to believe in astrology but you should know about it.
And there is a lot more to it than just your sun sign. You've got all the planets, your ascendant, mid-heaven, descendant, the houses, galactic center and so on.
Think of all that stuff from your moment of birth as a set of golf clubs. It's what you've been given to play the game of life with. It's the same for anyone else born at the same time as you.
And just like sharing the same set of clubs, no way in hell you will shoot the same score. That all varies based on the experiences of your life and environment.
Not that I unconditionally believe in it. But I do know about it.
And there is a lot more to it than just your sun sign. You've got all the planets, your ascendant, mid-heaven, descendant, the houses, galactic center and so on.
Think of all that stuff from your moment of birth as a set of golf clubs. It's what you've been given to play the game of life with. It's the same for anyone else born at the same time as you.
And just like sharing the same set of clubs, no way in hell you will shoot the same score. That all varies based on the experiences of your life and environment.
Not that I unconditionally believe in it. But I do know about it.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 8:08 am
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:28 pm to Bullfrog
Update in OP
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:31 pm to Gcockboi
Sounds like you paying the bill for the sex now. Haha
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:35 pm to Gcockboi
C'mon man, where are the pics?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:36 pm to Gcockboi
You're dead already and you don't even know it.
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