re: Early retirement- househusband beta move?

"Being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet". Really? Being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet? Oh yeah, all those mothers who die every year from black lung, from inhaling all that coal dust. Dude, women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are, and nobody corrects them because they wanna frick 'em. That's what it is. So there's just this tornado of misinformation swirling around their head.

What would you rather be doing? Drilling to the center of the Earth, shaking hands with the devil... everytime there's a rumble in the ground you're waiting for the whole thing to collapse down on top of you.. so they can write that folk song about you. You know? Or would you rather be up in the sunshine running around with a couple of toddlers that you can send to bed whenever you want... on some sort of trumped up charges.. so that you can have a drink and watch the Price is Right.

I couldn't believe it. "It's the most difficult job on the planet". Oh really? I thought roofing in the middle of July as a red head.. I thought that was difficult. But these mothers are bending over at the waist putting DVD's in the DVD player. I don't know how they do it! I don't know how they do it.

Dude, any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job. Alright? Give me a break! Jesus Christ, you're 35 years old playing hide and go seek... you're living the dream! You're living the dream. No time card, no taxes... you're off the fricking grid! Making popsicle stick houses... I mean...

"It's the most difficult job on the planet!" Unbelievable.