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What's the mission statement of the State Police?

Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49014 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:50 pm
I imagine at their genesis they didn't envision themselves as traffic cops preying on citizens for revenue. One would think they would be out investigating major crimes and practicing oversight on the local boys.

Sad
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:51 pm to
Collecting awesome paychecks
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:52 pm to
Policing the state?
Posted by rgg855
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
47 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:53 pm to
To protect and serve?
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11303 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
Sorry for your ticket. Slow down.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38907 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

One would think they would be out investigating major crimes and practicing oversight on the local boys.


thats actually an excellent question
remember, they also oversee video poker, which is more of an oversight and regulatory function than it is crime-fighting

i realize its fiction, but in that movie "the departed", its the MASS state police doing the investigation, undercover ops, etc. in LA, the troopers seem to just give out tickets on the interstate
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33932 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:55 pm to
Do good and seek justice
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98314 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:56 pm to
It was originally called the Louisiana Highway Patrol, so I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they envisioned themselves doing.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I imagine at their genesis they didn't envision themselves as traffic cops preying on citizens for revenue.


Most would probably prefer to cruise the highways and interstates giving various ne'er do wells, assholes and noncompliants the business end of a billyclub but those goddamn cameras are everywhere, man.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
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Sad




Sad!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119440 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
Write tickets, retire at 40 with full pension, become a mall cop.

This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted by snags
Crowley, la
Member since Mar 2008
200 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
I got a speeding ticket on Fathers Day. Three weeks later and it's still not in the system. I just want to pay it and get it over with. Can't even do that.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30901 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

One would think they would be out investigating major crimes and practicing oversight on the local boys.


Well they do that as well dumbass.
Posted by iamAG
Member since Aug 2015
3517 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:00 pm to
Get paid a lot and enforce traffic issues most the time. Tell him to do his job and he could say I am. Hahah
Posted by WiredBobcat
Northshore
Member since Jun 2017
123 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:01 pm to
Escorting 18 wheelers with heavy loads which the officer himself makes extra money off of.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2368 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

What's the mission statement of the State Police?


Being an absolute dick to everyone they come in contact with.
Posted by CajunsTigersSaints
Member since Jan 2015
4532 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

One would think they would be out investigating major crimes


Not their job
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37372 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:31 pm to
LSP is the most elite LE agency in the state so they have that going for them.
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3642 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:38 pm to
U/P is but a single division of the LSP
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:57 pm to
Louisiana State Police are glorified meter maids.
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