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Anyone ever been kicked in the nuts by another person?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm
If so, what instigated the nut-kicking? How did you respond?
:read Labia punch if a woman:
:read Labia punch if a woman:
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm to theunknownknight
Who hasn't been kicked in the nuts?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:28 pm to theunknownknight
Who hasn't? When I was a teenager or younger I was kicked in the nuts multiple times for no other reason than a friend thought it was funny. But revenge is a dish best served cold, and they always got what was coming to them eventually. If they haven't yet then they will. An elephant doesn't forget.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:30 pm to theunknownknight
Another Friday on the OT.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:31 pm to theunknownknight
couldn't find a gif but I present TD's own BilJ delivering a legendary blow while wearing a ninja turtle suit
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:32 pm to theunknownknight
Can't recall a straight up punt to the boys. Thinking about it, the worst incident was my toddler daughter jumping knees first from a couch arm. Kids can wreck shite with no notice.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:38 pm to theunknownknight
The worst nuts kick I ever received (and the only one to my recollection) was outside the cafeteria in high school. Standing with a few buddies. One decides to nut check the other on the slick and unbeknownst to me, he slips back over and tells the guy that I did it. So in retaliation, with me totally unawares, he sneaks around and kicks me in the nuts as I'm consuming a disgusting carton of school milk. Guy was the goalie on our high school soccer team and he kicked the ever loving shite out of my nuts. Nearly cried.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:40 pm to theunknownknight
Girl I was chasing after did it in the 7th grade. If I knew what a falcon punch was at that grade, she would've gotten it
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:40 pm to theunknownknight
I got popped in the nuts last weekend and I'm a grown arse man.
BIL has it coming back, though.
BIL has it coming back, though.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:44 pm to theunknownknight
Daughter ran and jumped into my lap as I was sitting on the couch. Knee straight to the family jewels. I guess she doesn't want any siblings.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:49 pm to theunknownknight
Not maliciously. Who hasn't?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:44 pm to theunknownknight
Yep. Grade school. Chick kick the mess out of me. Dropped like a rock. If you think you can labia punch after that you must mean because you are going to hold a grudge for a week and do it then. Nuts felt like they were in my stomach.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:44 pm to theunknownknight
I've been racked several times playing sports, wrecking bikes and horsing around. Was intentionally kicked in the nuts once during recess in the fourth grade. It hurt so bad I fell to my knees and nearly fainted. It bruised me pretty bad. There was no reason for it other than the guy who did it was sixth grader who was an a-hole. After school, my brother, I'll call him Don because that's his name, asked me why I was walking funny. I told him what happened. Don, who was also a sixth grader, whipped the other sixth grader's butt at the bicycle rack a few minutes later.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:45 pm to theunknownknight
I fell to the ground instantly nauseated, almost puked, laid there holding nuts and slightly whimpering. Couple of minutes and I was able to get up.....
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
My five year old seems to find that Target every other night it seems. Yesterday, he decided he wanted to jump on me while I was reading. He climbed the bed. I was on the chaise next to it. He ran, jumped. And chicka chicka boom boom went my nuts (that was the kids book I was reading to my two boys).
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:20 pm to theunknownknight
In middle school a guy kneed me in the nuts as hard as he could but my thighs caught the brunt of it. It still hurt but I just smiled at him and he looked at me like I was the terminator and ran off.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:31 pm to theunknownknight
My sister pulled a Tom Dempsey b/c I started dating her bff. She kicked me while I was talking to her on the phone and I was in a fetal position on the floor for about 10 minutes...and the pain was much worse than the time I took a football helmet to the nuts and the doctor said "one went up in the barn" and had to get it to come back out
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