re: Parish may stay in Louisiana after all. Re: Texas Senate pass bill

There is a guy in my neighborhood who does a really crappy job of mowing his lawn. I think we should pass a law that if you have more than 1/10 of an acre of lawn, you should be required by law to hire a licensed landscaper to mow it for you. If you should decide that you still want to mow it yourself, you have to find a licensed landscaper and pay him the money he would have made had you hired him.

Is that about right?