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Tebow's errant throw accidentally hits a man right in the nuts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:35 pm
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Tim Tebow brought new meaning to the phrase “play ball” during Tuesday night’s outing against the Lakewood Blue Claws.
The God-fearing athlete — who is now playing for the Mets’ Single-A team, the Columbia Fireflies — threw a baseball that accidentally hit a New Jersey man right in the family jewels.
“They were warming up and throwing in front us, and I wasn’t paying attention,” said Doug Brustman, who brought his 13-year-old daughter to see her idol play.
Brustman had bought tickets as soon as they went on sale and managed to snag seats in the first row behind the visitor’s dugout at FirstEnergy Park.
But the dream location turned into a painful encounter when the former NFL quarterback overthrew a ball to a teammate. It zoomed right underneath the railing — and found its landing pad on Brustman’s nether regions.
“I hear this guy behind me yell, ‘Watch out,’” said Brustman. “And as he’s yelling, the ball comes right through the railing and hits me right in the nuts. It was a direct hit.”
To add insult to injury, Brustman, who attended the University of Tennessee — Florida’s SEC rival — was wearing a Vol’s hat.
“I said, ‘I think you saw my hat and beaned me with the ball.’ He looked at my hat, laughed and fist-bumped me.”
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This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:37 pm to Bench McElroy
Talk about fake news.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:37 pm to Bench McElroy
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Tebow's errant throw accidentally hits a man right in the nuts...and cures his testicular cancer
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:38 pm to Bench McElroy
He's lucky to still have his foreskin.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:39 pm to ReauxlTide222
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Tebow's errant throw accidentally hits a man right in the nuts...and cures his impotence
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:44 pm to WestCoastAg
Dude gets annihilated in the dick by Tebow and rocks boners around for the rest of his life. Hell I'd believe it.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:45 pm to ReauxlTide222
he probably would also gain an inch or two
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:49 pm to WestCoastAg
Didn't Tebow do CPR on someone midgame?
I mean, Jesus Christ
I'd believe anything I heard about the guy.
I mean, Jesus Christ
I'd believe anything I heard about the guy.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:50 pm to ReauxlTide222
if someone told me he was the one to battle the anti christ id say frick it why not
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:58 pm to Bench McElroy
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The God-fearing athlete — who is now playing for the Mets’ Single-A team, — threw a baseball that accidentally hit a New Jersey man right in the family jewels.
Might be the dumbest, most irrelevant, non-newsworthy sports story in the history of journalism.
This is bordering on - "god-fearing former football player went to Taco Bell in between playing catch with high schoolers and had a bowel movement after 3 Chili-cheese burritos."
This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 12:00 am
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:58 pm to WestCoastAg
I'm scared NOT to be a fan of his. I can't handle the stress of walking this earth knowing there's at least a 30% chance that he's the second coming of Jesus.
frick that shite.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:58 pm to ReauxlTide222
im right there with ya
Posted on 5/20/17 at 12:05 am to Bench McElroy
If Tebow can't use his dick, why should anyone else be able to?
Posted on 5/20/17 at 3:09 am to C
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Talk about fake news.
No kidding. The "article" reads like it was written by a seventh grader.
Posted on 5/20/17 at 3:51 am to Bench McElroy
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the God-fearing athlete
This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 3:57 am
Posted on 5/20/17 at 8:24 am to Bench McElroy
Tebow should be crucified.
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:10 am to Bench McElroy
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“It reminded me of his days with the Jets when he couldn’t complete a pass. This guy is so inaccurate, even with a baseball.”
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