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Leopard vs Taxidermist straight up combat: Who wins?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:55 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:55 am
Carl Akeley
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Akeley pulled the trigger a fourth time, only to realize that he was out of bullets. Downright desperate, Akeley tried to flee, loading cartridges into his rifle as he ran. Working the bolt, he turned to shoot, only to see the leopard flying through the air, fangs bared. Fortunately, Akeley’s first shot had wounded one of the cat’s back paws. Thanks to the bullet, the leopard’s jump was a bit off, giving Akeley enough time to throw up his hands. The cat sank its jaws into the man’s forearm, and the two started wrestling back and forth, fighting for their lives. Eventually, the man and cat grew weak and tumbled to the ground. Finally, he managed to strangle the leopard with his left hand while ramming his right arm down the leopard’s throat.
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He also drank beers with Teddy Roosevelt, survived having his chest cavity stomped inside out by an elephant, passed through a crocodile-infested river by riding a dead animal as a raft, had a pet monkey named J.T. Junior, and survived being charged straight-on by three rhinos at the same time, and he did it all in the name of science and education
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 8:56 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:56 am to weagle99
That dudes a bad arse mofo
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:03 am to weagle99
The real most interesting man in the world. Looks like he murders the exotic pussy
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:06 am to weagle99
check out podcast: The Dollop, ep 30
all about him
all about him
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:27 am to weagle99
Guys is the definition of an alpha.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:29 am to weagle99
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passed through a crocodile-infested river by riding a dead animal as a raft
Obviously he survived but that just sounds dumb as frick
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:35 am to weagle99
And some of you pussies are scared of spiders
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:43 am to weagle99
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Akeley pulled the trigger a fourth time, only to realize that he was out of bullets. Downright desperate, Akeley tried to flee, loading cartridges into his rifle as he ran. Working the bolt, he turned to shoot, only to see the leopard flying through the air, fangs bared. Fortunately, Akeley’s first shot had wounded one of the cat’s back paws. Thanks to the bullet, the leopard’s jump was a bit off, giving Akeley enough time to throw up his hands. The cat sank its jaws into the man’s forearm, and the two started wrestling back and forth, fighting for their lives. Eventually, the man and cat grew weak and tumbled to the ground. Finally, he managed to strangle the leopard with his left hand while ramming his right arm down the leopard’s throat.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to weagle99
In 2017 he would have been shunned on every website and news outlet. He would be labeled mentally unstable, never able to posses a firearm for the rest of his life. He would also be brought up on animal harassment and cruelty charges, for no animal deserves the right to be savagely shot then strangled to death! America doesn't raise "Men" anymore, we raise Nerds and Morons who can't get away from momma's tit!
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