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Would you rather? (Mike Tyson, speech impediment, etc.)

Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:50 am
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:50 am
Been awhile since I've seen a good "Would you rather?" question posed on here, and maybe this will provide a respite from the AS stuff.

Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?

I think I could manage to stay alive for 60 seconds. What say the OT?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38245 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:51 am to
I'd just dance around for 60 seconds. It's not that hard.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32737 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to
I don't think anyone would choose option 2
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13983 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?


In 60 seconds he would probably give me all of the above so this is actually a difficult question.

ETA: any of us vs. Tyson

This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to
I'd rather bang Tyson
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20470 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to
Sheeeet I rather have the worst 60 seconds of my life over having to look and sound like him for a lifetime. Besides, I think I could float like a butterfly for about 25 seconds of that.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:52 am to
Can you guarantee me I won't be crippled, disfigured or killed during my 60 seconds in the ring with him?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:53 am to
I'll go with stuck with his current face, voice, speech impediment for life.. Because if I got in a ring with him for 60 seconds in his prime and he hit me.. I would probably die.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:54 am to
id be pissed if he bit my ear off
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57472 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Been awhile since I've seen a good "Would you rather?"
quote:

sweetwaterbilly
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2017
1318 posts


Alter check.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20450 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm to
What about getting punched by Mike literally right now?



Still got it.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Would you rather go 60 seconds with Mike Tyson in his prime OR be stuck with his current face, voice, and speech impediment for life?


What if I get knocked the frick out before 60 seconds is up? I mean, I'd be willing to take a KO not to have his face tattoo and high pitched voice. Otherwise, I'd really have to do a lot of dancing... I've taken some punches before, but never from a trained fighter and never from one of hardest hitting boxers in history.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2313 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:30 pm to
What would you get for this choice. I would not do/want either if there was no substantial reward for doing so
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:43 pm to
Thought the original was this:

Take a bare fisted, full power punch to the face from Tyson in his prime

-OR-

Talk like him for the rest of your life
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35459 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:46 pm to
I would kick him in the dick


I don't care if I get points deducted
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