re: Dating a stripper

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:32 pm to Tiger Ryno

Posted by Jorts R Us

Member since Aug 2013

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:32 pm to Displaced

Full nude no alcohol. Should be ok right?

Posted by Topwater Trout

Red Stick

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:32 pm to Jorts R Us

quote:
What can I look forward to?

a woman with some serious issues

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:33 pm to Jorts R Us

You don't date strippers.

Posted by Displaced

Member since Dec 2011

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:34 pm to Jorts R Us

quote:
Full nude no alcohol. Should be ok right?

Yeah, you're probably fine.

Posted by Hoops

Member since Jan 2013

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:35 pm to Jorts R Us

Great sex, feeling almost worshipped initially, meeting other stripper friends that think they are way too good for their bf, old shite that was never a big deal becoming some major crisis

So not really that far off from most women just the highs and lows are even more extreme

Posted by kingbob

Sorrento, LA

Member since Nov 2010

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:37 pm to Jorts R Us

It's fun until one of the following happens (which WILL happen):
A. she cheats
B. she gets preggo
C. you get VD
D. you go broke
E. one of you OD's

The odds of one of these happening is almost 100%.

Posted by jbgleason

Bailed out of BTR to God's Country

Member since Mar 2012

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:38 pm to Hoops

Until things turn bad and she steals all your shite with her meth dealer.*

*At least my buddy that I told not to date that chick had happen to him.

Posted by FournetteForEver7

Member since Nov 2015

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:39 pm to Jorts R Us

Crazy mood swings. Sex crazed. Higher chance of cheating on you. Just imagine all the dicks shes grinded on.

Posted by FournetteForEver7

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:39 pm to FournetteForEver7

I hooked up with a stripper before. She had no manners

Posted by Rouge

Floston Paradise

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:40 pm to Hoops

quote:
Great sex, feeling almost worshipped initially, meeting other stripper friends that think they are way too good for their bf, old shite that was never a big deal becoming some major crisis

this response comes from experience

Posted by mikelbr

Baton Rouge

Member since Apr 2008

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:41 pm to nicholastiger

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Believe it or not, there are some legit ones that are truly working their way through school.

Most though, I won't go there!

I knew one my buddy dated her for a couple years at LSU. She's now a PhD in Anthropology

This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 12:52 pm

Posted by Nado Jenkins83

Land of the Free

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:41 pm to Masterag

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I laughed all the way back to college station.

was this in Whiskey Flats, TX?

Posted by mikelbr

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:42 pm to FournetteForEver7

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Higher chance of cheating on you. Just imagine all the dicks shes grinded on.

I would be waiting at home with lube in hand to hear the stories.

Posted by PaperPaintball92

Fly Navy

Member since Aug 2010

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:42 pm to Jorts R Us

I had a stripper friend a few years ago. We most certainly never actually dated but we fricked around for a few months. I've known her since we were little.

quote:
What can I look forward to?

Dirt apartment, dirty car, sharing her with random dudes, a girl who makes lots of money but never has any, and drug use.

Posted by BlueWaffleHouse

Member since Jul 2012

1866 posts

Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:43 pm to Jorts R Us

A well balanced, independent, clean, & flexible 'young' lady who probably has an outstanding relationship with her father as well as highly ethical and trustworthy.

She's probably quite the catch! Congrats!

Posted by captainahab

Highway Trio8

Member since Dec 2014

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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:45 pm to Jorts R Us

A buddy of mine (successful business man) and his wife divorced. Within 2 years, he starts dating a stripper from the Gold Club. She was actually very nice and you could have intelligent conversations with her. They got married and are still married 10 years later.

While I did not know his first wife very well, she apparently was crazy so a less crazy stripper was an upgrade for him.

Posted by Allyn McKeen

Key West, FL

Member since Jun 2012

4302 posts

Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:46 pm to Jorts R Us

I went out with an ex-stripper once. I met her at a hospital fund raiser. She was working at the hospital as their Registered Dietitian. We chatted at the fund raiser, and we set up a date.

When I went to her house on date night, she asked me if I had seen the strip club on the way to her house. I had. She wanted to know if I wanted to go there. I didn't. Then she showed me a coffee cup from a nudist colony. Then she told me that she liked having sex with multiple partners. Then she told me she had been a stripper. Then she told me that she had worked as a "high-class" hooker. Then she told me that I needed protection if I wanted sex because she had herpes and "something else going on down there".

We were supposed to go to dinner, but I told her I wasn't feeling well, and I went home. Never saw her again. Never found out what the "something else" was.