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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136853 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Rock that .38 bro


Just hold on loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tightly
You're gonna lose control
Posted by Cmk07c
Metairie
Member since Jan 2017
218 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:10 am to
Grass cutter in my neighborhood mows with pistol on hip, fingerless gloves, Oakley blade like glasses and usually a Harley shirt or something of that nature. Think you should turn your mowing style into a business it works in Metairie apparently. Has a ton of yards. I usually mow before 830 myself tho, yesterday wasn't until after lunch though. Obviously this is if I don't get it done Friday afternoon. Any real man likes to admire his fresh manicured lawn all weekend.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:10 am to
This didn't happen last year and it sure as hell didn't happen this year
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:10 am to
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Sun started coming up about 6:55am


You're in the wrong here. You're a piece of shite a-hole.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120439 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:12 am to
No mow before 9 am on weekend bro.

Cops should have booked you for that.

Im gonna mow this evening at 6 pm i believe
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:12 am to
Idiot. Why the frick are you mowing at 7:00 when it 65* outside.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:13 am to
Cut your lawn that early next to me and I'll personally walk over and rip off your plug wire while you watch, with your fricking pistol. What kind of COMPLETE pussy wears a pistol while mowing his yard?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120439 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:15 am to
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What kind of COMPLETE pussy wears a pistol while mowing his yard?


Depends on where he lives

Neighborhood with Trayvons it is understandable
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19365 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:15 am to
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:16 am to
Aren't you the grouchy a-hole who was ticked off when people were popping fireworks at 9:00 pm on New Years? And you take pleasure in waking the same neighbors up at the butt crack of dawn with your lawnmower? If you have grandkids I bet they hate going to your house.

LINK to the thread

quote:

These fricks are shooting the big arse fireworks right outside my fricking house it sounds like I'm back at FOB Shank. These Motherfrickers want a warzone I'm about to Patrol the neighborhood with my fricking M4. It's a class A misdemeanor in Round Rock to possess fireworks.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136853 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:17 am to
Quality triggering session
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34441 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:18 am to
This may be one of the very few times in my life where I agree with a lame arse, snowflake, California liberal type. Let's just say if it were me, I would pull a Harvey Updyke on your arse and you mowing grass would no longer be an issue. You seem like such a dick though, that you would probably mow the dirt left behind.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120439 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:19 am to
Im pretty sure this is a troll thread

Mowing at 6 am is a well documented trigger issue on the OT
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15792 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:20 am to
I'm not sure that a Texas conservative that BEGS for attention is any better than any liberal
Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
Member since Feb 2013
959 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

OleWarSkuleAlum


Redneck
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30630 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:22 am to
OP be like
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:22 am to
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9729 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:26 am to
quote:

OleWarSkuleAlum


Dont care about the pistol, but you sound like an inconsiderate piece of shite.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:28 am to
Man, if we got rid of Tejas, Left Coast, and Northeast, this Country would run smoothly and rock n roll.

Still would have our redneck and snowfalkes, but not so extreme.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

It should be illegal to mow the lawn at 6:55 am. They should have wrote a ticket on this alone. Don't really care about the gun, the fact that you mow before sunrise makes you a dick


At least on weekend. 7 am on Monday-Friday isn't too bad.
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