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re: Obituary by daughter tells what a real jerk the deceased dad was

Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19353 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

You ever had a gummy? And at her age she won't have a gag reflex

She'll suck so deep you'll feel your dick get digested.

Age and experience ole grandma will suck 10 years off your life straight out ya dick son


Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33931 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

She has impeccable grammar and vocabulary. I'd say he did pretty good.


Well done.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18658 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

when i'm dead, just throw me in the trash
This is what will happen to the ashes when they need more shelf space in the barn.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56101 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:22 pm to
damn, I think that shite is uncalled for....hopefully, he remembered to zero out her share of his estate before he died.
Posted by JohnDeere
Big D
Member since Jan 2017
416 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:23 pm to
Somebody is going to hell over that one
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62867 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:30 pm to
I wish every obituary would tell it like it is.

May actually get sorry arse folks like this dude to try to be better.
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11273 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 7:33 pm to
If you grew up in a home with constant substance abuse, you'd understand. Don't blame her
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29674 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

You ever had a gummy? And at her age she won't have a gag reflex 

She'll suck so deep you'll feel your dick get digested. 

Age and experience ole grandma will suck 10 years off your life straight out ya dick son


Oh goddamn dude, you've got me fricking crying laughing.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 8:44 am to
I believe the daughter is being interviewed NOW on Michael Berry, Houston KTRH 740-AM
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82056 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 8:51 am to
Cliffs
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 11:28 am to
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Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14891 posts
Posted on 2/14/17 at 12:47 pm to
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So she's saying it's not enough?



She apparently intentionally misspelled "witted" with "whited" so maybe he was a racist?
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