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re: Lubricant Pants For The Strip Club
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:20 am to TigrrrDad
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:20 am to TigrrrDad
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could have used those tonight - I'm at Visions and I just fell in love. She digs me for my personality - I can tell.
I think I know her. Is she working her way through college?
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 3:21 am
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:50 am to tidalmouse
Holy shite they have a money back guarantee if you don't nut during a dance
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:55 am to lsuwontonwrap
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Q: If one orgasms, do they need to be changed before the next lap dance/orgasm? And/or does the lubricant need to be replaced?
A: It's not uncommon for LL customers to have 2 or 3 orgasms in a single night of strip clubbing (especially during bachelor parties!). You don't need to change your LLs or re-lube or anything in between. However, you may want to visit the bathroom to remove some of the ejaculate (which will have collected in the bottom of the latex part). You can easily dab it up with toilet paper or a paper towel. If there's a lot of semen in the latex part--and you go for more dances--your LLs may leak. This normally only happens if you end up in an inverted position during the dance. This would result in a wet spot down behind your balls which might look like you have a sweaty arse. Ha! we've been there whilst testing... especially early versions that weren't quite perfect.
Posted on 2/4/17 at 4:58 am to mailman
How could people cum at strip clubs?
Posted on 2/4/17 at 6:58 am to TheIndulger
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Some might argue that jizzing in one's pants constitutes getting laid.
Only if they've never actually had vaginal intercourse to completion with a live female human before.
Posted on 2/4/17 at 7:06 am to mailman
Are they reusable? Dishwasher safe?
Posted on 2/4/17 at 8:25 am to mailman
This thread has me laughing my arse off.
Gotta love capitalism
Gotta love capitalism
Posted on 2/4/17 at 8:50 am to SuperSaint
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Visions
Illusions is better
Posted on 2/4/17 at 8:52 am to mailman
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LSUAlum2001
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So these losers are jizzing in their pants during lap dances?
Yep... Pretty sad huh..
I dated a stripper back in the day, she said the first time she had a dude jizz in his pants she was shocked and grossed out at the same time, in which his lap dance immediately ended...
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 9:00 am
Posted on 2/4/17 at 9:38 am to Hangover Haven
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Yep... Pretty sad huh..
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I dated a stripper
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