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re: WWYD- On my way to a day long work meeting

Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:26 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59753 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:26 am to
quote:

My kid left the deli meat zipper thing open. I normally eat it after a week with no problem.




tupperware FTMFW

Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83953 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:28 am to
Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30223 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.



Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108783 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:38 am to
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Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.

How do I survive this?


You're worried about farts when you should be worried about the fact that you're gonna shite your pants.
Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3186 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.


But make sure you're not the first one to point it out. He who smelt it dealt it.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:39 am to
Posted by JB Mac
Heart of Dixie
Member since Jan 2017
141 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 9:25 am to
So far so good. Had to leave the room once and crop dust the whole lobby and act like I was on a call. Also went to the fitness room floor to use the shitter and fired blanks for 3 minutes

Hoping that gets me to the 10am break
Posted by Hasan
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
408 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 9:47 am to
Would it look odd if you had several lit candles around you? Not sure what your work culture is like.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:15 am to
Wear an adult diaper. Will protect against the dreaded shart and added cushion to help muffle the sound.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53983 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:56 am to
A few eye drops in a glass of water will work wonders.
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