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Mystic man claims to tell women's fortunes by fondeling their breasts.

Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Muahahaha
Ohio
Member since Nov 2005
5942 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:57 pm
Mystic man fondling breasts.

Well, this is one way to cop a feel.
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 3:59 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:58 pm to
I can tell if they are about to get it or not
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 3:59 pm to
Dude is fricking brilliant.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13266 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Well, this is one way to cop a feel.

He's David Coppafeel
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67037 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:02 pm to
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I foresee a boner close to you in the near future.
Posted by LSUFanMizeWay
Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
5718 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:03 pm to
He's a Copycat, I am sure I've used that line before
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35568 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:07 pm to
He found a flaw in the system and exploited it. Bravo.
Posted by CapperVin
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Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Mystic man claims to tell women's fortunes by fondeling their breasts.
Is this not a thing? My bad.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by PBnJ
in your lunchbox
Member since Aug 2009
2643 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 5:48 pm to
Barney Stinson IRL
Posted by G2160
houston
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:15 pm to
"I'll bet you a dollar I can tell you what month you were born, just by feeling your tits"
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 8:05 pm to
Panel Rethinks Topless Eye Exams Ruling
October 31, 1989
DES MOINES, Iowa
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A state board is caught in a political ruckus over its decision to clear an optometrist who had some women patients strip to the waist during eye exams.

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Fisher argued he did so for legitimate reasons, to check for curvature of the spine associated with some eye disorders.

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the panel said Fisher was "honestly attempting to provide the best care.

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89640 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 8:08 pm to
Sometimes, one just has to go out and grab life by the hooters.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:02 pm to
Reminds me of an old joke:

A man sees a stripper out shopping. Walks up to her and tells her "Hi! I noticed you had your boobs done, but $1000 says I can tell you the exact date you did it."

She's of course intrigued. "A thousand, huh?"

"Sure. I have to warn you that I do have to get a good feel with my hands to be sure. But yes, $1000 if I don't get the exact date, and it'll only take a minute." Of course she's a stripper anyway and agrees.

So they find a quiet spot and he feels her up for a good minute, then another. He's well into his third when she tells him, "hey, it's been over twice as long as you said you'd take. What's the date?"

He responds, "Eh, naww I won't guess. Too expensive."
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