Today I Learned

You didn't know that?

quote:

---

If 3 people are in a room, 1 gets shot, 1 sees the other brandish a gun, and runs away, that no one can be found guilty of murder.

---

only if the surgeon is the boy's mother

Spent the day doing jury duty?

You don't bury survivors

So it takes Judge Spicer

three weeks to get back to town,







and he says, 'Well,

did you actually see it? '







I said, 'No. By the time I got there,

Marshal White had already been shot.'







Then Spicer leans forward

and he says,







- 'Well, can't have a murder

without a witness.'







- What?

- Case dismissed. Can you beat it?

Today I learned this thread is a complete waste of bandwidth.