re: Your momma so fat jokes let me hear'em

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Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

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