re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN?

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i love passing those pansies with my mountain bike on a concrete path in the city. all that gear and a $5k bike and they still don't understand it's the engine, not the accessories generating speed.

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Yep.


A very expensive bike will no doubt make you faster, but that is only justified when you have plateaued in top physical condition and have no other way to improve your performance. Dudes who roll up on their $5,000 bike, sporting $3,000 aftermarket carbon wheels look really stupid if their muffin top gut is block their view of their manhood.

I want to tell those fatasses, "hey jackass, your best weight-reduction strategy shouldn't be the 3 pounds you save by changing the wheels. It should be losing that 35-pound spare tire around your waist."