re: How many ounces of dirt work best on Etling?

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we are all dumber for having read this thread

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...and thus primed for the game this weekend, where Starkville teatnibblers come to shake a carefully-painted Newk's cup filled with truck nuts in a display of both pleasure and disdain. Doesn't matter. Just shake it like some lab animal letting its master know it didn't eat the backblack this time, and a naugahyde chew pole would be most appreciated.