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Things you should never do!
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:03 pm
I'll start off with...never put a bald guy on the cover of a newspaper.
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This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 1:05 pm
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:04 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
I stay in the HI across the street from there when I go to LHR
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:16 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:20 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Crank one out with soap.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:30 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Start a land war in asia
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:32 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Eat crawfish and forget to wash your hands really good before taking out your contacts for the night.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:33 pm to saintsfan92612
Make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:35 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
Never stick your dick in crazy.
bullshite. Crazy is some of the best sex you'll have.
You just pay the price for the ride
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:35 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't spit into the wind.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:35 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Piss on an electrified fence.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:35 pm to fr33manator
quote:Agreed. Get on... stay on... and try not to lose your keys.
bullshite. Crazy is some of the best sex you'll have.
You just pay the price for the ride
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:36 pm to lsunurse
quote:
Eat crawfish and forget to your hands really good before taking out your contacts for the night.
Or start messing around with some chick
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:41 pm to fr33manator
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bullshite. Crazy is some of the best sex you'll have.
You just pay the price for the ride
Yeah, but when you get a live one, the juice definitely isn't worth the squeeze, unless you didn't like your dog anyway and were already planning on a wheels up restoration of your car.
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:41 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
You should never waive the option to participate in your employer's 401K program.
Also, don't ever get black-out drunk on a Tueday afternoon and Uber it to Whole Foods in an attempt to 'score a cougar'.
Mondays are better.
Also, don't ever get black-out drunk on a Tueday afternoon and Uber it to Whole Foods in an attempt to 'score a cougar'.
Mondays are better.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:47 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
You should never suck an ice cube out of a Chinese hooker's butthole.
Trust me. Dont do it.
Trust me. Dont do it.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:48 pm to Paddyshack
Never look up "Mcchicken" on twitter
Posted on 8/28/16 at 1:51 pm to lsunurse
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Eat crawfish and forget to wash your hands really good before taking out your contacts for the night.
Did this with jalapenos that roasted and cut up. Put my contacts in the next am. My eyes were on fire.
Eventually had to put gloves on and put a new set of contacts on.
Lesson learned is that'll I'll put gloves on next time I need to cut peppers.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:16 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Never replace the toilet in a one bathroom camp the day after eating Mexican food in a small town.
But if you do, you will have hilarious stories to tell.
But if you do, you will have hilarious stories to tell.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:21 pm to fr33manator
My wife's pussy was burning for days.
I blamed it on the crawfish fingers
I blamed it on the crawfish fingers
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:49 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Heed any advice given by Peej...
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