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re: Things you should never do!
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:57 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Posted on 8/28/16 at 2:57 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Drive drunk
Do heroin
Sex before marriage
Say the lords name in vain
Hit a woman
Disrespect their elders
Commit adultery
Do heroin
Sex before marriage
Say the lords name in vain
Hit a woman
Disrespect their elders
Commit adultery
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 3:00 pm to Walt OReilly
Never get a BJ from your girlfriend's sister and expect it to stay a secret.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:05 pm to 777Tiger
Never get caught jerking off in your office. I have actually known of some pretty damned good professional careers ending abruptly over that.
Looking for the next job, what to you say when they want to know why you're no longer employed with your previous employer.
Last one I heard of was a college Dean.
Looking for the next job, what to you say when they want to know why you're no longer employed with your previous employer.
Last one I heard of was a college Dean.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:06 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Fap with vic's vapor rub..
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:08 pm to lsunurse
quote:
Eat crawfish and forget to wash your hands really good before taking out your contacts for the night.
Same thing for males eating extra hot crawfish, forgetting to wash hands, and then going to pee.
Actually, witnessed this one time. Poor bastard just came back to sit down with us and you could see it on his face - a nuclear bomb was going off between his legs. He quickly hightailed it back to the bathroom. Stayed in there for almost 30 minutes.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:22 pm to damnedoldtigah
Not a good idea to get drunk at a gathering, particularly in mixed company and/or with your wife in attendance and start bragging about who you have been fricking on the side. Actually was at a church party where this happened. Two divorces came from that party. It was a subgroup of all guys, but some guy told his wife, who then spread the "gospel" until it got back to some spouses.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:01 pm to damnedoldtigah
quote:
Same thing for males eating extra hot crawfish, forgetting to wash hands, and then going to pee.
Actually, witnessed this one time. Poor bastard just came back to sit down with us and you could see it on his face - a nuclear bomb was going off between his legs. He quickly hightailed it back to the bathroom. Stayed in there for almost 30 minutes.
and if you ever have any sort of ache within a foot of down there stay away from the Icy Hot
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:04 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Try to replace a Gerry Bertier. You cannot replace a Gerry Bertier.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:19 pm to 12
Never raw dog a small town stripper
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:23 pm to gthog61
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stay away from the Icy Hot
Sounds like some stuff I bought a year ago for my knee. Goddamned thing was on fire. Stayed in the shower for almost thirty minutes to settle things down and still did not get rid of all of it. Threw the tube in the trash. Physician later told me how the stuff worked via killing skin surface nerves.
NEVER frickING AGAIN. Lesson learned first time.
That said, have a couple of enemies who I would just love to inject some of that shite into their Preparation H. Would love to be around when their arse catches fire.
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:18 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Where the hell were you when I needed this advice?
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:27 pm to touchdownjeebus
quote:
Where the hell were you when I needed this advice?
I think most of us have had the opportunity to experience crazy sex at one time or another. I finally got to where I made sure all valuables and money were locked away in the safe and that there was only one loaded gun loose in the house, and it was located somewhere on my side of the bed. Girl had no knowledge of it.
Funny story, my dog actually put one crazy on alert in the middle of the night. She had rolled over and thrown a leg over me when the dog jumped up on the bed growling and snarling at her. She got the distinct opinion that she was about to get a second a-hole torn if she didn't back away. Come to find out the dog knew what she was doing. Crazy arse bitch left early that morning before I woke up and stole about a third of my food pantry on the way out. Confronted her on the phone (she was 90 miles away by the time I got up), and her response was that she had never seen so much food. Never dawned on her that some of us stock up so we don't have to keep driving into town all the time. Haven't let another woman spend the night at my house since. Stick to hotels or her place.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:29 pm to damnedoldtigah
That sounds like a hooker. I think they're just talking about bipolar sorority girls.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:33 pm to patnuh
Wasn't a hooker, but definitely one screwed up woman. High on Jesus in an unhealthy way. She would come to my place on the weekends from Monroe and leave early on Monday mornings to get back to Monroe for work.
The girl needed to go anyway. We hadn't been together two months and she was already hinting at marriage. Gave greatest head I ever had, but was crazy as hell and had already been married five times. First four ended in divorce and last one, well from what I could put together the guy didn't have the "chest" to end it so he blew his brains outs. She needed to go.
Was married 27 years before divorce. Not sure if I really want to get married again. Never say never, but it would have to be a VERY special lady, and there would be a pre-nup signed at least two weeks before the wedding or there would be no wedding.
I still have that dog. If a female wants to get serious, she will have to meet the dog and pass muster. That dog is one hell of a judge of character.
The girl needed to go anyway. We hadn't been together two months and she was already hinting at marriage. Gave greatest head I ever had, but was crazy as hell and had already been married five times. First four ended in divorce and last one, well from what I could put together the guy didn't have the "chest" to end it so he blew his brains outs. She needed to go.
Was married 27 years before divorce. Not sure if I really want to get married again. Never say never, but it would have to be a VERY special lady, and there would be a pre-nup signed at least two weeks before the wedding or there would be no wedding.
I still have that dog. If a female wants to get serious, she will have to meet the dog and pass muster. That dog is one hell of a judge of character.
This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:34 pm to rsbd
quote:
Fap with vic's vapor rub..
True story. First time I ever tried to fap.
Heard about it from older kids on the bus. They told me to use petroleum jelly. I figured the two were about the same consistency.
Well, they are, but they aren't the same.
I figured it out at a later date.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:42 pm to fr33manator
When out of toilet paper make sure those handi wipes are not the Clorox Bleach handi wipes. But I have to say no mold was going to grow on my arse for a week.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:48 pm to Martini
Never go arse to pussy without washing you dick.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:49 pm to fr33manator
quote:
True story. First time I ever tried to fap.
Vicks had to be a miserable experience.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 8:53 pm to damnedoldtigah
I was baffled, trying to figure out why anyone would enjoy this.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:01 pm to fr33manator
I know I couldn't.
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