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Is there ever a situation in divorce where the woman doesnt get half your shite?

Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:23 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120550 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:23 pm
Buddy of mine's wife is a drug rep (yep, whore).

He figured out she was plowing some guy on the road so she is completely at fault.

But she is still getting half the shite even tough he makes about twice as much as her.

How is this shite fair? Theyve been married 5 years.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76560 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:24 pm to
Pre-Nup
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:24 pm to
Yeah, the situation where she gets all your shite instead.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424431 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:24 pm to
she gets "half" of whatever they accumulate in that time period (not ALL his shite), assuming there is no prenup

i don't think you CAN do anything to invalidate community property (i'll go ask Andie Carroll)

i'm assuming this is LA. in LA cheating basically just allows for a certain type of divorce and seals off permanent alimony
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120550 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:24 pm to
Other than that

Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:25 pm to
cheaper to hire a hit-man
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17439 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:26 pm to
Community property can suck.

The real crime would be if he is forced to pay her alimony. You said he makes twice as much
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:26 pm to
I doubt Andrea Yates got half her husband's shite.
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:27 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

cheaper to hire a hit-man


sounds like someone was already hitting it free of charge
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424431 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

The real crime would be if he is forced to pay her alimony.

maybe, MAYBE temporary (if she's a drug rep i doubt she could get it) but if you cheat, permanent is off the table
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120550 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:29 pm to
They have 1 kid. 50/50 custody. He is paying child support, not sure about alimony
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64196 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:30 pm to
My ex-wife got the bed in the divorce because she needed a bed. I got everything else. So to answer your question, yeah, it can be done

ETA: she is unemployed and I pay zero child support on 50/50 custody and zero alimony.
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 6:31 pm
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2324 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:30 pm to
Depends on the state. LA has community property. Not sure about the others. Get a good lawyer and ask.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:32 pm to
Yeah...pre-nuptials.

Unless you're wealthy already going into the marriage, good luck with getting that signed without bringing shitastic stress into the marriage.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142691 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:33 pm to
As Stanley Kowalski astutely pointed out, in LA we got a thing called the Napoleonic Code, i.e. community property

so w/o a prenup you're screwed
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1694 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:34 pm to
Did your wife join ISIS or something. Damn...
This post was edited on 7/28/16 at 6:35 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19470 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:35 pm to
kill the bitch - profit
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142691 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

she is unemployed and I pay zero child support on 50/50 custody and zero alimony
who the frick was your lawyer, Clarence Darrow?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/28/16 at 6:35 pm to
Yeah.. Marry a go getter, and you get half her shite
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