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re: Friend's wife wanting breast augmentation (now NSFW)

Posted on 7/26/16 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by PairofDucks
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 6:47 pm to
A thousand times...this!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68421 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:04 pm to
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i mean, poor ol tired hubby who comes home to rest and watch game-of-thrones just isn't going to give you that same degree of thrill as a mysterious stranger giving you the LOOK when you're out at a bar with your single and divorced girlfriends


Nurses are the worst about this. The married ones work with single co-workers who talk about going out constantly. Married nurse wants to relive that fun and starts going out increasingly frequent with single friends. Guys start showing her attention and boom, marriage suddenly feels constricting. Throw in a boob job and there's a 90% chance of infidelity.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 7:08 pm
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:10 pm to
Meh. Nurses come in all shapes and sizes. The fact that there are philandering nurses is about as surprising as the fact that some lawyers cheat on their wives. Still the boobs, pecs or hair plugs don't cause the cheating. The character of the spouse does. Do you dictate what someone wears to stop infidelity? No. You choose wisely in the first place.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61840 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:11 pm to
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said his wife is just seeking a lift and not necessarily a whole new engine rebuild.


Lifts are awesome. I promise you that


Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 7:50 pm to


This may be the dumbest thing that I read all week. Thanks.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 7/27/16 at 8:16 am to
The chubby to boobie ratio on her is superb.
We still talk. But we're both in relationships. So no more monkey business... For now
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:13 am to
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Nurses are the worst about this. The married ones work with single co-workers who talk about going out constantly. Married nurse wants to relive that fun and starts going out increasingly frequent with single friends. Guys start showing her attention and boom, marriage suddenly feels constricting. Throw in a boob job and there's a 90% chance of infidelity.


Not limited to nursing. A married woman working with younger single women...(add in a handful of recently divorced women) and they start thinking their marriage is limiting their "fun". They bolt on a rack to get more male attention, and they do.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16241 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:21 am to
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My friend Bill sends his thanks to all of those that have replied.

He said after reading this he is not opposed to a lift or reduction to get lift but is opposed to an enlargement.

He recognizes there is some fabrication with the replies in this thread and believes his marriage is on very solid ground. States they both enjoy each other's company and are intimate at least twice a month.



I read this in the voice of the narrator from Cheaters.

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78320 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:24 am to
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Not limited to nursing. A married woman working with younger single women...(add in a handful of recently divorced women) and they start thinking their marriage is limiting their "fun". They bolt on a rack to get more male attention, and they do


Not to mention the constant barrage from lifetime and Oprah network reminding them how miserable their life is while they are vacuuming and helping the kids with homework.

Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2256 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:27 am to
My dad calls soap operas (called "my stories" to some here) Instructional Videos on how to Cheat on Your Husband.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78320 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:34 am to
I'm completely serious here...there are still soap operas on TV during the day?? I thought that went out back in the 80s.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278663 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:36 am to
chicks still wear belly button rings? did she have a tongue ring too?
Posted by Taurus
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Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:36 am to
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Not limited to nursing. A married woman working with younger single women...(add in a handful of recently divorced women) and they start thinking their marriage is limiting their "fun". They bolt on a rack to get more male attention, and they do.

The level of OT insecurity is quite pathetic. My wife has lots of single friends and goes on "girls" trips, goes out with the girls, and I love it. I benefit from it. And will tomorrow night.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78320 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 9:51 am to
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The level of OT insecurity is quite pathetic. My wife has lots of single friends and goes on "girls" trips, goes out with the girls, and I love it. I benefit from it. And will tomorrow night.


enjoy it while it lasts.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85136 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:02 am to
Yeah getting some sort of augmentation doesn't necessarily mean you're going to cheat, but there is one undeniable truth:

Odds of cheating post-augmentation >>> Odds of cheating pre-augmentation.

It is often the tipping point.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25786 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:05 am to
It's rather difficult for boobs that big, that are real, to not touch. I'll call bullshite on those being real.


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78320 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:09 am to
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Odds of cheating post-augmentation >>> Odds of cheating pre-augmentation.

It is often the tipping point.


would love to see a study correlating the '7 year itch' with 'breast augmentation'.

there could be something to this..woman reaches the point where she wants to break free, uses 'breast job' as a false excuse to rekindle romance with husband who, like pavlov's dog doles out the cash thinking he's getting some new funbags to play with but in reality she's secretly looking for some hot stranger to give her orgasms she no longer enjoys with the boring old husband who's soiled underwear she washes every day.

to be fair, the husband is tired from work and lacks the energy to bring her flowers and instead eats dinner, then heads to the bathroom to poop for an hour and play Farm Panic on his phone while she washes the dishes and gets the kids to bed.

yep, its no wonder so many wives drink.
This post was edited on 7/27/16 at 10:14 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:24 am to
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there could be something to this..woman reaches the point where she wants to break free, uses 'breast job' as a false excuse to rekindle romance with husband who, like pavlov's dog doles out the cash thinking he's getting some new funbags to play with but in reality she's secretly looking for some hot stranger to give her orgasms she no longer enjoys with the boring old husband who's soiled underwear she washes every day.

to be fair, the husband is tired from work and lacks the energy to bring her flowers and instead eats dinner, then heads to the bathroom to poop for an hour and play Farm Panic on his phone while she washes the dishes and gets the kids to bed.

yep, its no wonder so many wives drink.

is that a bio?
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23658 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:26 am to
my wife is going to get her redone soon... she wants to go bigger, as they have basically shrunk after the 2 kids....

i'm all for it..
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78320 posts
Posted on 7/27/16 at 10:33 am to
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is that a bio?


told my story many times on here since my div 10 years ago.

lets call it an observation. my sparkly new wife has friends over and what i posted above is pretty much verbatim what i hear every woman complaining about.
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